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Monthly Archives: January 2008
“People Want to be Jade Jagger”
Jade Jagger is up to no good, and I feel it’s my duty to share the bad tidings. First, she has launched her new line of jewelry and it’s surprisingly awful. Here is a “goldtone” skull necklace for $475. Is … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, Fashion
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Suing Lindsay Lohan
This morning I saw the headline “Woman Says She Was Traumatized by Lohan” and my reaction was: Join the Club! I too feel traumatized by Lindsay Lohan, and I’d like some compensation for my suffering. I feel my blood pressure surge … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, News, Rants
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Hillary’s Tears
God, it’s been one day since Hillary got all teary over a cup of coffee, and I’m already sick to death about the post mortem. Did she cry on purpose? Or is she “a human being,” as some pundits have … Continue reading
Posted in News, Rants
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High Class Shopping
Do you want to look like a prostitute? Are you a guy whose style icon is Kid Rock or Vince Neil? Would you like your kids to wear more sequins and skull-themed hoodies? Electric Ladyland may be the answer to … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion
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Lock Up: Best TV Series Ever!
MSNBC has been delighting me with its seemingly endless documentary series about prison life, called Lock Up. Last night, I watched the episode about two crazy guys who had each killed a parent and then eaten the parent’s brain. I … Continue reading
Posted in Art, Disorders, Horrible Stuff
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