Monthly Archives: March 2008

Tom Ford’s Baby

   Finally, we can expect the ‘It’ baby to arrive in 2008, courtesy of Tom Ford, onetime ‘It’ designer turned fragrance monger, who divulged his plans to Fantastic Man magazine. Tom’s partner Richard Buckley doesn’t want a kid, but too … Continue reading

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I’m Not an Internet Addict, So There!

Even though I spend aimless hours on the internet, sometimes until my eyes burn, I’m not addicted to it. According to this test, anyway. I guess you’re not addicted until you say “LOL” in real life conversations. Some guy somewhere … Continue reading

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Meet Implant Girl, From Shopbop

Thank god Shopbop has hired a model with implants! Now they can stop subjecting Starving Girl and Sad Redhead Girl to the humiliation of those bikini shots.

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Listen to Vivienne Westwood

   Doesn’t Dame Vivienne Westwood look fantastic here at age 65?   I didn’t know that she accepted another honour at Buckingham Palace without “wearing knickers!” You can see a short interview with her here. It’s fun to hear her call … Continue reading

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Pastor Melissa Scott: Holy Christ!

Wednesday night was the first day of my new life as a follower of televangelist Melissa Scott, and once you’ve seen her, I’m sure you’ll agree that you simply can’t get enough of her. Pastor Melissa Scott is the third … Continue reading

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Kate Hudson’s Butt

Kate Hudson has pulled off a brilliant publicity stunt by pretending to be pregnant and then unveiling her body in a skimpy thong-style bikini. Her pristine white butt has appeared on every celebrity gossip site, photographed  from every possible angle. After … Continue reading

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Tierney Gearon: The Mother Project

I watched “Tierney Gearon: The Mother Project” on Sundance last night, unprepared for its intensity. It was described as a documentary about a model-turned-photographer who takes pictures of her schizophrenic mother. Like “Tarnation,” it sucked me in from the very … Continue reading

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Complicatizing Language

It must be fun to go to college these days. You can learn to use words like problematize, complexify, and nonpluralizable. Read more about this here. Reductionist thinking about binary logic? I am so totally disincentivized to figure out what … Continue reading

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Natalia Brilli

Sometimes the Holy Grail reveals itself when you’re just screwing around on the internet. That’s how I discovered Natalia Brilli, a designer whose fetishistic handbags and accessories are  inspirational works of art.   Why won’t someone buy me her deer-head purse, when … Continue reading

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