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Monthly Archives: February 2009
Does Porn Cause Depression?
Over at 2blowhards, people have been strenuously debating whether porn is an art form akin to rock and roll, and whether we now accept porn as part of the internet experience. Obviously, the first question is nonsensical. But the other … Continue reading
Now I’m Madder Than Ever
See this fabulous beehive? This is what I’d like to take to the bank so that I might accept this gracious invitation from Opening Ceremony: But no, the bank won’t send me to Paris. Fuckers. Why? Because they don’t want … Continue reading
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Tagged beehives, Chloe Sevigny, jeans, Octomom, porn
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The Wisdom of Erin Wasson
Oh dear! The Nostrilled One expands upon her appreciation of homeless style : “I was not meaning to demean homeless people whatsoever! I have actually talked to these homeless people. I’ve had conversations with them. It’s a choice that they’ve … Continue reading
Academy Awards 2009 Exigesis
I don’t know about you, but I loved this year’s show. It’s the first one in years that wasn’t a grim chore to sit through. Hugh “I’m not gay” Jackman was a delightful host, relieving one from the effort of … Continue reading
Pre-Oscar Complaints
I’m looking forward to wasting my evening tomorrow, watching the Academy Awards. All I ask is that Mickey Rourke doesn’t win. But first, let me review The Changeling for anyone who missed it. Not surprisingly, it’s all about Angelina Jolie’s … Continue reading
Shoes to Kill For
“The ‘Dovima,’ an 11cm, spike-heeled confection of gilded silk mesh and jewels, is embellished with a pair of rose pink-dyed, taxidermy birds with gold and crystal heads.” Sound good so far? How about this: They incorporate “semi-precious stones, jet, satin … Continue reading
Travis the Chimp: R.I.P.
Whenever chimps go on a rampage, nobody wins. Poor Travis the Chimp was shot to death by a policeman after attacking a friend of his lifelong owner. But that’s not the whole story. Earlier in the day, Travis annoyed his … Continue reading
The Statement Shoe
A few days ago, I received an e-mail advisory from Neiman Marcus, revealing that the must-have purchase for the new season is The Statement Shoe. I believe I have found The Statement Shoe! It’s a fake-vintage red sneaker by Golden … Continue reading
What a Fucking Cunt™
As you all know, Rachel Zoe is claiming to have trademarked the words “I die” and “bananas,” in order to stop some t-shirt designer from making money off her. It’s okay with me, since I usually use the word banana … Continue reading