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Monthly Archives: March 2009
What is it About Antlers?
I’ve had a thing for antlers for a few years, and I see I’m not alone. Antlers seem to be pretty chic all of a sudden, and even though I hate it when the whole world has to copy me, … Continue reading
Shop My Closet!
Here is an exciting new feature: Now, you have the opportunity to Shop My Closet, simply by clicking on the link underneath “About” on the right. I’m tired of stockpiling things I’ll never wear, but I need money to replace … Continue reading
Fritzl Trial: Quote of the Day
Nutcase Joseph Fritzl is finally on trial for rape, incest, murder and enslavement, but his lawyer insists that Fritzl is no monster. Lawyer Rudolph Mayer insists that his client was only trying to create a second family when he locked … Continue reading
Meet Madonna’s Personal Trainer!
Today I read a thing about Gwyneth’s expensive new gym in New York, and her partner/personal trainer, Tracy Anderson. Tracy is also Madonna’s personal trainer, and she takes credit for creating Madge’s controversial body. If you check out Tracy’s website, … Continue reading
“No Eating”
No Eating is a powerful new play that has been described as a cross between No Exit and Gilligan’s Island, with echoes of Endgame in its theme of absurd futility. Starring Kate Moss, Karl Lagerfeld, Carine Roitfeld (not pictured) and … Continue reading
The Ethics of Hair Extensions
Fergie is rocking* some unfortunate new hair extensions, but that’s not the worst of it. In the March issue of Allure magazine, you can learn about the business of hair extensions, and you will never feel the same about them. … Continue reading
Operation Bristol Palin
Even though Mrs. Palin has an Agenda against me (see above) I am big-hearted enough to want to help Bristol, who is innocent of sin, mostly. According to reports, Bristol and Levi have split up, and it isn’t pretty. His … Continue reading
Thank God, I Hate It!
What a relief to find some fur on the runway that I don’t want. These two numbers by Givenchy are repulsive, aren’t they? I’m sure Madonna will show up in one, so I’m already bracing myself. The one on the … Continue reading
A Friend For Erin Wasson!
While dutifully checking out the monotonous stream of new arrivals at Revolve, I was drawn to the price of these pants: $429. What the hell? Then I saw the name of the designer, Kimberly Ovitz. If you live in L.A., … Continue reading