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Monthly Archives: October 2009
Ha Ha, Shoe Snobs!
Aren’t you guys sick of seeing the studded Isabel Marant booties that cost around $1,200? Now you can have the satisfaction of knowing that this knockoff version is almost identical. I hate both versions at this point, but that’s because … Continue reading
Why Won’t Lindsay Lohan Hit Bottom?
When I saw this photo of Lindsay Lohan taking a bow at the disastrous Ungaro show, I couldn’t help feeling sorry for her. Look at the emotions playing upon her worn-out face: “They love me!” “I’ve finally arrived!” “Now Sam … Continue reading
For the Bad-Writing Enthusiast
Not too long ago, I applied for a job at the Refinery 29 blog. They offered me an interview but the job turned out to be in New York. Reading the following post, I realize that I couldn’t write such … Continue reading
The Methadone Doctor
There is a pain-management doctor at the “hospital” who surprised us last week by announcing that he wants to put my son on methadone instead of Oxy’s. Max’s reaction was, “No, I don’t want to be addicted to methadone!” I … Continue reading
Fashion vs Existential Horror
Tonight, I was laying on my bed like a beached whale after my day at the “hospital” and talking on the phone to my sister. She was telling me about the three t-shirts she bought today and while she was … Continue reading
Let’s Pause for a Moment of Joy!
Has everyone seen the pix of Sea’s gay boyfriend?!?!? God this makes me happy. What a gift, know what I mean? Thanks for the heads up, andrea!
An Idyllic Outing
Today, Scott the Physical Therapist put Max in a special chair and took him outside to get some fresh air. We joined this nice couple, who were also enjoying some sunlight. They have been married for 61 years and she … Continue reading
Don’t Try This at Home
Having now attained the perfect haggard beauty of the suffering Christ, Max is hoping for permission to eat or drink tonight. Reading the supportive comments here after 12 hours of dragging Biggie and Tupac around the hospital bed is so … Continue reading
Important Developments
1. I asked to see a case manager. 2. I explained my immediate concerns, and used the word Cunt re attending physician. 3. I spoke to the CEO, who listened in horror, gave me his card, and promised a new … Continue reading
Message From Hell 2
Now his stomach has stopped working. The original hospital says they don’t have a bed. ileus: Treatment involves placing a tube through the nose into the stomach or intestine to help relieve abdominal distention and vomiting. Surgery may be needed … Continue reading