Monthly Archives: March 2010

The Sister Wolf Brand

Posted on March 10, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Branding is so important, blah blah blah. You love Godammit dot com, so imagine how much you’ll love a genuine Sister Wolf t-shirt! Is this the greatest design in the history of the world?! I think so, too. (Credit goes … Continue reading →

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The Moto Bootie

Posted on March 8, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Thong strap, zippers, folded cuffs, snaps, fake weaving, six inch heels….what, no kitchen sink? Remember how in The September Issue, Anna Wintour cringes and says, “We don’t use [the word] bootie?”   Ha. Anna, you’re too sensitive. Try saying “Moto Bootie.” … Continue reading →

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Cunt of the Week™: Sen. Roy Ashburn

Posted on March 8, 2010 by Sister Wolf

California State Senator Roy Ashburn (R) seemed like too much of a no-brainer for Cunt of the Week , but then I thought, “If it walks like a cunt and it quacks like a cunt….” The man is a cunt, pure … Continue reading →

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Academy Awards Exegesis 2010

Posted on March 8, 2010 by Sister Wolf

God, what a bore! Where is Renee Zellweger, making that horrible face, when you need her? All I wanted was for James Cameron not to win, so I shouldn’t complain. But this year’s show was one of the blandest ever. … Continue reading →

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Alexa Chung / Lou Doillon

Posted on March 7, 2010 by Sister Wolf

What’s the difference between Alexa Chung and Lou Doillon? Okay, one looks more like a horse, but otherwise, is there that much of a difference? Why do we need two of them?

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Hands Off Shiloh!

Posted on March 6, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Thanks to Iron Chic for calling my attention to this ridiculous cover story in Life & Style Weekly, my illustrious former employer. While the magazine is known for its fair and balanced, ahem, reporting, this story about Brad and Angie‘s … Continue reading →

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Beautiful Words

Posted on March 5, 2010 by Sister Wolf

I just tried to read an essay in the New York Times that cited the words “cellar door” as the most beautiful phrase in the English Language.   HUH? Normally I enjoy lists of “beautiful words” but this threw me. Cellar … Continue reading →

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Due To Popular Request

Posted on March 4, 2010 by Sister Wolf

It’s on! Cunt of the Week  will be a new feature, and you can nominate a candidate by writing to me at sisterwolf666@gmail.com. Sting set the bar pretty high, but let’s face it, he’s not the only cunt around. Years … Continue reading →

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Troubled Teen Part 2: The Road Trip

Posted on March 4, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Two weeks after I turned fourteen, I hit the road with my boyfriend. A day or two earlier, my mom had issued an ultimatum: Either I stop seeing him, or she would call the police. I had brought him home … Continue reading →

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Comments For Jane 3/03/2010

Posted on March 3, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Catching up with Sea of Shoes after her whirlwind visit to New York, we now find her back in Texas, specifically, at an exclusive sale of Mom’s “vintage” wares at some shop in Dallas. Sea and Mom spread the joy … Continue reading →

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