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Monthly Archives: April 2010
Cunt of the Week™: Tamara Mellon
Just to make sure we get how outrageous she is, Tamara Mellon, co-founder of has-been shoe company Jimmy Choo, posed nude for loathsome pervert/rapist Terry Richardson. Correctly deducing that the new line of $600 Jimmy Choo sneakers wasn’t horrific enough … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, Horrible Stuff
Tagged Cunt of the Weekâ„¢, shoes, Terry Richardson
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Double Denim: Duh
I love the shopping site Farfetch as much as the next man, but I was not happy with today’s feature, a lesson on How to Wear Double Denim. First of all, I don’t want the term “double denim.” Take it … Continue reading
Try Being This Hot
when you’re 56 and just finished a brutal workout. Just a reminder to doubters. xo
Crotch Controversy
Crystal Renn posed nude in the May issue of French Vogue, and the sight of her public hair has been too much for some people. The comments at The Cut are filled with revulsion for Crystal’s crotch. Whether the photos … Continue reading
Streetstyle: Can’t Stand It
Why do people want to look at those photos of pretentious-looking girls wearing important shoes with fur coats and enormous handbags? Who gives a shit! I’ve only looked at The Satorialist once and that was enough. Forget about his images; … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Horrible Stuff, Rants
Tagged horrible words, shit I should have, shopping errors
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If You’re Feeling Philosophical
Nearly two years ago, I brought up the subject of antinatalism here, and the arguments that ensued in the comments thread were impassioned, long-winded, and hysterically funny. I’ve just discovered that the argument about antinatalism is still going strong, so … Continue reading
More Faith and More Bras
Another Saturday at Nordstrom, and look! It’s Faith, the Hot Nordstrom Girl! I was so happy to see her that I got the BFF to take some pictures. Faith has an internship with a hot L.A. designer but for now, … Continue reading
Enough About Bra Size!
A new shop is coming to one of my favorite malls, called Intimacy. It’s a place where “experts” will help you select a bra, because even at your age, YOU DON”T KNOW YOUR OWN BRA SIZE. That’s right, you are … Continue reading
Complete This Sentence
This chino skirt would look great with ______________________.
Cunt of the Week™: BleachBlack
This week’s award will have to be shared by the two authors of BleachBlack, a style blog that is rife with exclamations of fuck, sick, dude, stoked, rad, killer, major, kickass, um, and all the other blogese we have come … Continue reading