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Monthly Archives: June 2010
Another Horrid Attack on a Poor Blogger Girl
Please forgive me Jesus, I can’t stop myself without Your help! First, I was upset to see these $595 boots ( or rather, “kicks”) that have gotten so much press. Why does this poor girl need to spend so much … Continue reading
A Tale of Two Parents
When I met Max’s dad, I was 16 and living in London. He was 21, the rebellious product of a repressed English upbringing. We were both hedonists, devoted to smoking dope all night and sleeping most of the day. Years … Continue reading
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Disbelief
There aren’t really stages of grief, there’s just a big rupture and then a big mess of denial, anger, shock, guilt, etc. etc etc and none of it is orderly. Right now I’m in a state of disbelief and I’m … Continue reading
You Can Kiss My Fucking Ass!
Any stupid lunatic out there who thinks they can mess me up, knock yourself out. I will say whatever I want about whoever I want. I am exactly who I say I am. I have nothing to hide. I don’t … Continue reading
Long Live the What
The What band in 2003. Max on lead guitar.
In My Hour of Darkness
Nothing helps to soothe the pain like a picture of Sea’s big fat face. The vulgar coat, the stupid Louis Vuitton bag, the painful shoes and the gratuitous Gaysian and midget are just icing on the cake. I hate you, … Continue reading
Divine Intervention
If you don’t live in Los Angeles, you may not be familiar with Fred Segal, a retail establishment frequented by pop stars and wealthy anorexics. Long ago, I realized that Fred Segal is in league with Satan. But yesterday, I … Continue reading
All New Feature: Shopping For Mom
I just saw this chair at 1stdibs and couldn’t help thinking “Mom of Shoes!” So from now on, let’s consider ourselves her personal shoppers! If you see something that would fit in with Mom’s fabulous new decor, send it to … Continue reading
Can We Talk?
Here are the results of Mom’s hard work redecorating the family crib. Follow directions CAREFULLY. 1. Click on photos to expand to full size. 2. Don’t scream if you’re at work. 3. Find one item you would like to see … Continue reading
Engrish Levi’s
I love the online Levi’s store in Japan! There are all kinds of weird styles you won’t see anywhere else, plus the translations are so rewarding. I actually like these overall things, but after the shit I got for liking … Continue reading