Monthly Archives: August 2010

More Homeless Chic

Stylist Simon Rasmussen showed his first fashion collection at Copenhagen Fashion Week and it looks like those homelessistas are again the muse du jour. Is it already passe? Has Erin Wasson ruined it before it even got a chance to … Continue reading

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I’m Too Smart For Alex Wang

He thought I’d make fun of this “sock boot” by combining a lace-up shoe with a folded-over top and a knee high boot. And he was so desperate to get a reaction from me that he even added a silver … Continue reading

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Cockroach Shmockroach

I’m obsessed with jewelry made from things that shouldn’t be jewelry, like this amazing piece I found at that pawn shop where they keep the Gimp in the back room.   The people there were SO cute and nice and really … Continue reading

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Cunt of the Week™: Dr. Laura Schlessinger

If you haven’t heard this recording of Dr. Laura yelling “Nigger nigger nigger!” to a caller who asked for advice on dealing with racism, turn up your speakers. This bitch is clearly out of her fucking mind and needs to … Continue reading

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Crazy Mothers Club V

Today is my mom’s birthday and I’m burning a candle for her. Ever since she died nine years ago, I’ve had a much better relationship with her. I read somewhere that the relationship you have with your mom is in … Continue reading

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What the Hell?

What’s wrong with this picture? Nothing, until you find out it’s a one-piece “romper.” Isn’t that just inexplicably horrible?! I’m not sure why it’s so horrible, but the first thing that comes to mind for some reason is the problem … Continue reading

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On the Rag

The commuinques above are from the esteemed owner of Dolly Python, a shop in Dallas, using a nom de guerre. ~ This one below is from the classy socialite and fashion maven Judy Aldridge (regarding Anna Wintour): What do they … Continue reading

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Fake Faux Fur

Complete this sentence: “I would wear this fur thing if ______________” (Shopbop $396)

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The Politics of Stupidity

“Stupidity is the devil. Look in the eye of a chicken and you’ll know. It’s the most horrifying, cannibalistic, and nightmarish creature in this world.”   ~Werner Herzog Many years ago, I was sitting in my car, waiting to make a … Continue reading

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Lipstick Envy

Ooooooooooh! This lipstick is the business. That kid knows his red, doesn’t he??

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