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Arbiters of Fashion
These two women can tell us how to dress because _______________.
Posted in Celebrities, Fashion, Words
Tagged Anna del Russo, Carine Roitfeld, hideous crap
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The Word is Dickhead
Thanks to finding this video here, I now know there’s a word for everything I hate online (because I am largely protected from it in real life.) DICKHEADS! Everywhere you go, these Dickheads are there, ruining everything.
Meet Monique
Remember an avid troll commenter called Monique, who returned again and again to let me know what a stupid and pathetic untalented jealous loser I am? Remember when she passed on a message from her friend Gretchen that “my cunt … Continue reading
Comments For Gala Darling 9-16-2010
It has been brought to my attention that the blogger known as Gala Darling has stopped taking comments, as if I’m the fucking Minister of Comments. Fine. I took the time to read Ms. Darling’s emotional manifesto regarding her controversial … Continue reading
Uh-Oh, the Shopping Cure Backfired!
My ingenious method of self-intervention worked so well last time! But shit, this blue fur pea-coat is perfect for me! I am rocking the shit out of it, right?!? Since it’s $3,105 at Opening Ceremony, it’s not gonna happen. Waaaaah! … Continue reading
The Good Old Days
Way back in time, when life was still silly and fun, I created a character on MySpace called Brad Boner. For some reason, he was obsessed with U2. I just remembered him tonight, and I had a good laugh at … Continue reading
Rocking Some Clueless Style
I admit that my definition for Clueless Goth Style was pretty unintelligible. But Enna, above, has put together a great look: It’s kind of Blogger-Hooker crossed with Hipster Underage Granny. She knows that it’s mandatory to rock a fur thing … Continue reading
Gratuitous Cute Guy Post III
This one’s a little David Lee Roth, and yet….it works. Miles is nothing but pure yummy. Remember? Right? This one is making me forget about Miles. He’s a model from the Gilded Age SS-11 runway show, but I feel certain … Continue reading
Not Monkey Fur And Yet
I need this goat fur skirt because __________________. $924 at Shopbop.
Aftermath
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. It feels grandiose to use the words of Martin Luther King on the subject of blogging, but I can’t think of anything … Continue reading