Categories
Blogroll
Meta
Monthly Archives: December 2011
Is This a Tribute?
This typically ugly “hiker wedge bootie” by Jeffrey Campbell is called Dammit. I have to wonder if it’s their way of rewarding me for tirelessly spreading the joy of the Jeffrey Campbell aesthetic around the world. However! If this piece … Continue reading
Finally!
The PERFECT monkey fur jacket. Now all we need is a _________. (farfetch.com, $2,195.00)
Yes, It’s Time for The Lesbian Stick!
Let us all follow the Christmas tradition* of reading The Story of the Lesbian Stick. ~ * Heartfelt atheist blessings to all you people who come here and especially you special ones who have given me so much. xo
Gone From This World
Last night I discovered a girl named Chrissy who killed herself after several years of paralysis caused by a swimming pool accident. I learned about her in a forum on the Christopher and Dana Reeve Foundation website. I came upon … Continue reading
Posted in Art, grief, Horrible Stuff
19 Comments
Colors!
A company called SRANGEBEAUTIFUL has come up with some sets of nail polish designed to appeal to the Proustian-minded among us. “….a range of 10 diaphanous veils of wildly haunting colors with inspiration ranging from the vampiric gradations of a … Continue reading
Ickiest, Stupidest Ad Ever
I came across this ad in Marie Claire a few days ago, and couldn’t believe it wasn’t a joke. “Masque” is a new product for women who would enjoy performing oral sex if only it tasted like chocolate or watermelon. … Continue reading
Enjoy My Colon
Today I had the privilege of another colonoscopy. My mother had colon cancer, so this is her gift to me. I looked forward to the propofol, but little else. The fasting and the nauseating potion you have to drink are … Continue reading
Can We Agree on This?
Even though it’s not important and it doesn’t matter, I still want to know about Angelina’s lips. Everyone seems to accept that those lips are really real. “Just look at Shilo’s lips!” As a teenager, above, her top lips was … Continue reading
Underwear and Word Usage
I just got this Hanky Panky Retro Thong in two colors, and I can’t overstate their perfection. They are the Holy Grail of underpants. Let me just quote Hanky Panky’s website: A high-waisted panty with figure-flattering coverage everywhere you need … Continue reading
Douche or Dreamboat?
Remember the last time we struggled with this? On the one hand, this guy is dressed like a clown. On the other hand, he projects intelligence, confidence and a rakish challenge. Do you want to grab his jacket and run? … Continue reading