I won’t click on Beyonce/Kimye West stories. Actually, most celeb shite…unless it’s Tilda Swinton or some such interesting beast. I like a good interview with someone with something to say, especially if she’s a grumpy old bitch like Annie Leibovitz.

Today I learned that Mark Ronson isn’t sapiosexual. Isn’t it funny learning something just to unlearned it? So pointless. Regardless, his transatlantic accent is enough to make anyone sick. The irony is that no intelligent person would ever find him attractive (certainly no sapiosexual would.)

I also learned that Sade’s daughter has now fully transitioned into a man and that Sade was very supportive through the whole process.

My life has no purpose. Not one of my five…but the feeling I get after just two.

I was so glad it didn’t say this. My mind jumped ahead and grossed me out.

Who is that tattooed ‘tit’ in the photograph?

Oh, and a second thing, does he actually own a mirror?

Jes’ askin’!