Comments on: A Letter From Mrs. Palin !

By: Imelda Matt

Imelda Matt — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 08:37:34 +0000

You ARE my hero…always have been and always will be.

By: hammie

hammie — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 19:57:14 +0000

Post Turtle, my new favourite thing.
You and Mrs Palin seem to be getting along, you checking out goiys or bitching about Cindy?
xx

By: Honeypants

Honeypants — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 15:22:22 +0000

Just yesterday, my mom commented on how “gorgeous” Cindy is. I just walked away from that one. As for my etsy shop, I haven’t updated it, but I will do so immediately and send the link. In the meantime, anyone who wants to look at my stuff, just click here: http://s3.photobucket.com/albums/y78/jack_fairy/art/?start=40 (but ignore the outdoor art market photos, it’s not all mine).

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 07:15:12 +0000

annemarie – Cindy looks like a Mafia wife when she wears the big black sunglasses with her fried hair…but it’s important for Republican wives to have awful, dated looking style.

dewayne – I’ve been curious as well. ‘oh my god, get my ass back’ is another guess.

fashionherald – Honeypants is a talented artist. I’ll find out if she still has an etsy shop.

By: dewayne

dewayne — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 03:11:52 +0000

just curious, but is that an acronym for “oh my god, get me a beer”?

By: annemarie

annemarie — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 00:53:54 +0000

OMGGMAB– holy shit, you are one sick motherfucker. I’m recommending you for promotion.

By: OMGGMAB

OMGGMAB — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 00:01:09 +0000

He had to throw it out because everyone knows that “Reagan” almost rhymes with “McPalin.” He meant to say the latter, but was confused. Grandpa needs some Aracept!

And speaking of air, I think I see Putin now. Gotta go to monitor his behavior. Oops, just an eagle that I took out with my sniper gun. Call Todd, I hear he’s good at taxidermy – just look at the little family he’s preserved. I think his sperm is mostly formaldehyde – Just look at how plastic Barbie Sarah looks! Maybe Toddsperm was injected into Meg Ryan’s lips and Madonna’s brain. I’d rather have a frontal Toddectomey than a Toddinfrontof me.

By: Fashion Herald

Fashion Herald — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 23:20:33 +0000

i don’t know what’s more brilliant, the letter or the picture! Sister Wolf + Honeypants for 2012 on the PAP Smear ticket.
and annemarie, I almost died when he threw out the Ronald Reagan’s – at least 4 times!

By: annemarie

annemarie — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 22:34:15 +0000

hey, where is Patrick H?

By: annemarie

annemarie — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 18:38:31 +0000

I don’t think Grandpa did too badly in the debate last night. He abided by the cardinal rule: know thy audience.

And so, when he said “When I look into the eyes of Putin, I see three letters: K…G…B,” half of the silly old Republicans must have been just tickled to be reminded of the Cold War days when there was a right and a wrong and a good and an evil and another nice old fellow in charge called Ronnie Regan and he was old like McCain and a proper warlord. Things are all shitty now, so I say let’s rock the eighties again. Now all we need is an untreatable strain of AIDS to break out and decimate the gay population again and everything will be PERFECT!

The other half of the Republican audience simply thought he said “K…F…C,” so before they even had time to feel puzzled they had already begun to salivate and feel hungry, thereby entirely tuning out of the rest of the debate.

On another note, I liked Michelle Obama’s dress, except for the black patent laces hanging off the back zipper. She should have cut those off. As for fucking Cindy McCain– how can someone so rich look so fucking trashy all the time? Is it all the tranquilizers she’s on?