Comments on: A Terrifying Sale at Net-a-Porter!

By: Mark-E

Mark-E — Mon, 29 May 2017 13:39:46 +0000

Since January, I’ve been a vagabond: two sublets in Cambridge, a week in another Massachusetts suburb, three weeks in Virginia, one week on Block Island… next stop is two months in Iowa. As a vagabond and a gay male who thinks a lot about shoes, I object wholeheartedly to those vile Prada monstrosities. The cape is stupid as fuck but those shoes are revolting.

Excuse the ellipses.

By: Penny

Penny — Mon, 29 May 2017 10:32:36 +0000

Thanks for your latest Wolfie, you’re always a treat to read.
Those boots….. I really really hated them until I read “wear them as the designer intended….with these Argyle socks…..” then of course, silly me, they made perfect sense, because Argyle socks go with just everything. TWATS!!!
Holy mother of Christ on a fucking bike.
Now where did I put my Chlorpromazine………………………………..

By: Dj

Dj — Sun, 28 May 2017 23:45:24 +0000

Hefty bags never looked so good! Or is it a body bag? Can’t tell….

By: Suspended

Suspended — Sun, 28 May 2017 09:33:51 +0000

Holy fuck! Hilarious and gut wrenching at the same time; an emotion usually only brought about by your denim atrocities.

I like that they tried to make the cape as pedestrian as possible by pairing it with Mom jeans and a sweatshirt. Sizes? Bwahahaha. Maybe they just shorten the length for the shorter Mom crime fighters; can’t have all that extra patent trailer through your toddlers spilt yoghurt.

The boots??? “Welcome to the sexy seafood restaurant. Your boots are amazing! And what’s the perfume you’re wearing? Oh, Clam Chowder. It’s amazing too!”