Comments on: Academy Award Exegesis 2013

By: Cricket9

Cricket9 — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 23:14:33 +0000

OK, throw your stones at me if you want: I love Les Miz! I mean, the musical, I did not see the movie and I’m not sure if I should.

By: Andra

Andra — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 07:20:31 +0000

I am such a pleb I never, ever watch any of this crap. I have absolutely no idea what it is all about and I simply don’t care.
I saw Les Miz. on stage about 20 years ago and thought it was shit then. Nothing I have learned in the meantime has changed my mind in any way.
It’s dreary, boring, dull stuff with hideous music.
Who cares about these stupid people?
Not this sheila!
I think I was watching Stephen Fry and QI. Now there’s some fun for you!

By: Cricket9

Cricket9 — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 03:04:52 +0000

No, I did not see her crutches – I still agree with Madam Restora.
Jessica Chastain indeed looked beautiful, but Jennifer Lawrence’s dress looked, I quote “The Guardian” – “pleasantly like my grandma’s lampshade.”
And Meryl’s moment was priceless; in my book, she can scratch her ass on camera all she wants.

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 23:46:57 +0000

Madam Restora – Hahahahahaha, I can’t wait to call someone an unpleasant little up-start!

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 23:45:21 +0000

Dru – All excellent points, thank you!

By: Dru

Dru — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 15:41:30 +0000

I thought Jessica Chastain looked amazing, very Jessica Rabbit with that hair (and a dress which fit her properly). Jennifer Lawrence had a good dress for once in her life and managed to even fall down prettily, like a princess doing a curtsy instead of someone halfway to a pratfall, plus her speech made me giggle and she looked HOT in her afterparty dress (I hope to god she doesn’t go and lose weight now). And I don’t blame little Quevenzhane Wallis getting pissy with those dick red carpet interviewers for refusing to even attempt her name and calling her ‘Annie’ instead, you know they’d never pull shit like this if she was French.

Also Anne Hathaway’s growing-out pixie managed to look like it belonged on a cute kpop boy instead of some tragic 90s boyband, but the less said about her dress, the better.

Finally, Seth whatsisname is a boring, unfunny cunt. The boobs song might have been funny if four of the scenes referred to weren’t rape scenes.

By: Madam Restora

Madam Restora — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 01:42:15 +0000

I can never work out if Anne Hathaway is absolutely beautiful or quite the opposite. She’s like one of those drawings that you think is a picture of one thing, then when you look at it a different way you see something else.
Kristin Stewart. I’m not overly sure who she is. I know she’s been in a vampire flick but I don’t understand why she was there? She is the most scowly, unpleasant little up-start, and I could go down to the local high school and find five girls far more attractive than her. Is she blackmailing someone?
And as for everyone else, I didn’t know half of those fairweather stars. They all look remotely the same to me.

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 00:45:09 +0000

Bevitron – Hahahahahah, I missed the Meryl Streep moment! But it ties in with the time I saw her in a department store, where she let her little daughter help choose her (Meryl’s) underpants.

By: Bevitron

Bevitron — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 00:34:08 +0000

Meryl Streep pulling her undies out of the crack of her ass (or just scratching it) was pretty good. Shirley Bassey could’ve used a little autotune during her Goldfinger belt, but I’m glad she didn’t – gave it an exciting Will She or Won’t She/Ride of Death feel that the whole night could’ve used more of, I think.

You nailed everything, Sister Wolf. I knew your exegesis would be brilliant!

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 23:36:39 +0000

Cricket9 – Have you seen the pix of her on crutches, before and after the show?