Comments on: Academy Awards 2020 Exegesis

By: Alexi

Alexi — Sat, 06 Mar 2021 21:18:40 +0000

It’s funny how someone can be bone-thin and yet also a terrible human being and talentless hack. The universe is certainly a weird place.

By: Danno D.

Danno D. — Thu, 23 Apr 2020 00:26:37 +0000

Regarding Billy Eyelash, I absolutely did not want to like her. She is SO outwardly annoying to adults. Then I listened to her and found that she is far more musically gifted than the turds we normally see within that age group and beyond. Plus I admire that she eschews hooker garb for frump (albeit Chanel frump. I’m sure her managers can’t WAIT until she hits the empowered slut phase). Her brother is a major part of her musical success and should get just as much credit. I hope she goes far but I’m getting a strong “future addict” vibe. Being so cool, so young is dangerous.

By: AK

AK — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 23:22:44 +0000

Our given names are really a reflection of our parents, not us.

By: Dj

Dj — Wed, 19 Feb 2020 00:54:34 +0000

I saw bits and pieces of the show. I hated the musical numbers, Elton is long in the tooth and old, Chrissy Metz is a walking h-bomb! Wtf? Were the dresses worn by Maya Rudolf and whatshername for real? Does Tom Hanks have to always be goofy? Did you love Jane Fondas seat of the pants, impromptu wrap up of the ceremony?i loved seeing old Hollywood coots with their too young tootsie girlfriends. It still goes on…..

By: Suspended

Suspended — Mon, 17 Feb 2020 00:11:14 +0000

Loved it, as always.

I have no idea who that ‘big-boned’ lady is but that sure is a lot of fabric. Paula Abdul’s face is fantastic. It doesn’t say “OMG! You’re my living nightmare” at all. Fingers went deep down the throat after that show.

By: Charlie Brown

Charlie Brown — Fri, 14 Feb 2020 02:21:32 +0000

Elton John’s song and performance were pathetic. I can’t believe he won.

By: Mark-E

Mark-E — Fri, 14 Feb 2020 01:08:04 +0000

Thank you for this, but SURELY this is more to critique. I mean, I never watch the Oscars because I count on your exegesis.

By: Kinklek

Kinklek — Fri, 14 Feb 2020 00:09:51 +0000

Are you SURE you can’t make fun of some of the outfits, too? I guess everything was too safe and boring this year to even throw shade at. Great recap!