Comments on: An Exciting Offer From The Neptune Society

By: Suspended

Suspended — Wed, 11 Jan 2017 22:01:53 +0000

Have they just put their prices up? It now says $45 for pacemaker removal.

I like that they charge to refrigerate you. You are now as relevant as sausage.

I think $75 is quite good for all of this – Restorative arts (basic), cosmetology, hair (except braiding and extensions) dressing and necessary care needed for viewing.
Long hair/curling, hair dye.

So good, in fact, it might be worth pretending to be dead just to get your hair and make-up done and see how it turns out.

Sis, you should fill the Neptune letter in with someone else’ details. Perhaps a family member or ex-friend.

By: Miranda

Miranda — Fri, 06 Jan 2017 20:55:24 +0000

LOL! You’re back and you’re hilarious.

By: Sisty

Sisty — Fri, 06 Jan 2017 20:17:00 +0000

What I’m dying to know is what the asterisk is for. “Offer invalid if you’re already dead?”

By: Suzanne Myers

Suzanne Myers — Fri, 06 Jan 2017 17:50:47 +0000

Fuck my family, know what I mean? Let them face the confusing choices, I’m certainly not going to do it for them.

That’s the best comment I’ve read in a long time. Scattered at Nordstrom…too funny. I have it written down to be scattered in a few of my favorite parks nearby, and the rest dumped in St. Joe Bay. I’m counting on my life insurance to cover the cost of a trip and a party, there, for anyone who wants to go. Don’t think there will be enough to cover the liquor bill for the party, though;)

By: Mark-E

Mark-E — Fri, 06 Jan 2017 16:28:08 +0000

This post is right up there with the Lesbian Stick.

Thank you.

By: Bevitron

Bevitron — Fri, 06 Jan 2017 07:35:00 +0000

The insert is pretty hysterical, made even more so by the fact that they put the name of last month’s “winner” in it. Let’s everybody get his number and call to tell him how thrilled we are for him!

I wonder if they throw the old pace-maker in with the ashes given to the grieving, celebrating, and confused?

By: Romeo

Romeo — Fri, 06 Jan 2017 05:51:06 +0000

You should let your loved ones put your remains on e-Bay.

http://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/usa-bodybrokers-industry/