Comments on: An Idyllic Outing

By: Mark

Mark — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 19:43:16 +0000

I once witnessed a squirrel run up a girl’s leg, up her back, and into her backpack. It was horrifying.

By: Bex

Bex — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 20:00:23 +0000

You’re lovely.

By: Joanie

Joanie — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 17:46:51 +0000

I don’t know if i am spelling this right but Chyene pepper works just sprinkle some around where you are sitting.
Keep it in your pocket and walla the lil shits run for their life.
You will find it in the spices at the grocery store.

By: WCGB

WCGB — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 16:28:03 +0000

Maybe the older gentleman was fixated on 555 because the Dodger’s won the ’55 World’s Series. It’s the only World’s Series they won while in Brooklyn.

I forget that life and health are fragile more often that I’d care to admit. I mean, I know it’s true, but I don’t always act that way. Humans can be dumb mammals in great shoes.

By: sam

sam — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 10:05:00 +0000

I think humans have a much larger case to answer for than the feckin squirrels….I guess I’m wondering who’s fault it is that animals like these are pests in the first place.

By: annemarie

annemarie — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 01:55:36 +0000

It’s because of the inevitability of life, old age, sickness and death that we get sucked into desiring shoes and consumer goods.

You can have my dog for the squirrels too. He loves them. If he has to battle all the other dogs offered to you here to get to them though, he’s fucked. He’s scared of everything except squirrels. You could say that he is the exact, diametric opposite of you.

Although, if I was a squirrel and you waved your zimmer frame at me I’d shit myself.

By: hammie

hammie — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 22:43:54 +0000

Ps. I just wanna tie about a thousand balloons on to that old guys chair. Can’t help it. xx

By: hammie

hammie — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 22:43:07 +0000

I like Rosewolf and the chilli infused water pistol. In fact I like that for a lot of things.

Is Elizabeth Arden 8 hour okay for bedsores? if so will send some ASAP.

Love to you, and your boys. All of them. xx

By: OMGGMAB

OMGGMAB — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 22:34:52 +0000

Bazooka for the vermin. Gum and gun. Blows ’em up real good.

Glad you and Max enjoyed some fresh air together and a change of scenery even though you were joined by unwelcome visitors. I hope you can soon enjoy your own home! All good wishes!

By: David Duff

David Duff — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 18:07:01 +0000

Pay no attention to that ‘Arkie’ wus, ‘JK’, and his piddling little Remington, what you need is a Kalashnikov and the hospital might pay you an intro commission for all the patients you will add to their intake!

Incidentally, does this current burst of vitriol indicate a slight return to normality for the ‘Sis’ we all love – and fear?