https://godammit.com/are-you-worried-about-angry-monkeys/ And I'm getting madder. Mon, 18 Apr 2011 04:05:23 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.2 https://godammit.com/are-you-worried-about-angry-monkeys/comment-page-1/#comment-377190 Mon, 18 Apr 2011 04:05:23 +0000 http://godammit.com/2007/10/26/are-you-worried-about-angry-monkeys/#comment-377190 Monkeys have the potential to inherit the earth. Most primates possess a greater physical strength than their homo-sapien counterparts which could prove the difference in an inter-species war of sorts. As one of the leaders of the animal kingdom, monkeys have a great responsibility to lead an animal revolt against their humanoid overlords. The greatest challenge the monkey led animal revolt must face, is the deep division between the monkey breeds themselves, and divisions between other species and monkeys; for example, the lion alliance. Lions have long stated a distaste for the crass behaviours of the monkeys, of course, this difference must be overcome if the monkeys are to overthrow homo sapiens as rulers of Earth.

]]> https://godammit.com/are-you-worried-about-angry-monkeys/comment-page-1/#comment-10206 Mon, 05 Nov 2007 06:36:09 +0000 http://godammit.com/2007/10/26/are-you-worried-about-angry-monkeys/#comment-10206 There’s an angry racoon who lives under our house and terrorizes me when I have the nerve to type at the kitchen table past 2 AM. Not so cute.

]]> https://godammit.com/are-you-worried-about-angry-monkeys/comment-page-1/#comment-9976 Mon, 29 Oct 2007 22:18:56 +0000 http://godammit.com/2007/10/26/are-you-worried-about-angry-monkeys/#comment-9976 I like it when dolphins attack the fat toursists hanging on their backs. Watched a whole show on it. Fascinating.

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