Comments on: Ask a Man

By: Andra

Andra — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 06:36:52 +0000

Well, it’s Friday here.
Let’s go, Romeo.

By: Ann

Ann — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 19:41:25 +0000

Braindance, I totally knew what you meant!

And I second Sam’s question.

By: Braindance

Braindance — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 15:21:54 +0000

It is offical, I should not be allowed near the computer after multiple glasses of red wine

What I was trying to say is this,
Do you agree that a man with a mustache and no beard should not be trusted, nor should a man with a beard and no mustache?

By: Cricket9

Cricket9 — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 00:25:07 +0000

…nor a man with a mustache and a beard, nor a clean-shaven man?

By: Romeo

Romeo — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 00:05:13 +0000

Wait, what? This Friday? You ought to try checking with me first rather than just throwing me under the bus like that. Maybe I’ll be done seething with impotent rage by Friday, but I’ll probably be too busy taking it out on wild boars.

Also, I’m pretty sure the “special Bro Shake” doesn’t take place when a couple of buds greet each other but at the urinals of very select fraternities.

By: Audi

Audi — Tue, 09 Aug 2011 23:35:02 +0000

I’d like to know why men misplace things so often. And why, once an item has been misplaced, they’ll search for it for all of 30 seconds before freaking out and declaring it lost or stolen?

By: Braindance

Braindance — Tue, 09 Aug 2011 19:53:06 +0000

Romeo, would you agree that you should never trust a man with a mustache and no beard, nor a man with a mustache but no beard?

By: Dexter VanDango

Dexter VanDango — Tue, 09 Aug 2011 10:35:48 +0000

“Is it a coincidence that women live longer because they’re fortunate to live with men.. while men seek that peaceful long dirt nap sooner?”

By: Cricket9

Cricket9 — Tue, 09 Aug 2011 00:10:46 +0000

Well, men should aspire to become more like women, but can they really? As one Polish saying goes,” you should not expect pears from a willow”…

Make Do Style, a friend of mine says that her husband borrows her brain and she want him to stop; he also calls her “Mother”, as in “Mother, what’s for dinner today?”. I think it’s a horrible habit.

I would like to know why a guy who can navigate his way through a continent without GPS can’t find anything in his own kitchen, despite cooking several meals in the said kitchen. Any theories, Romeo?

By: Andra

Andra — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 23:19:01 +0000

David, it’s the other way around.
Everybody knows women are by far the superior beings so men have to become more like women.
Then things will be better.
If you men can’t manage that, then we will just have to eliminate you altogether.
I don’t think we really need you any more.
Comment on that, Romeo!