Comments on: Assholes https://godammit.com/assholes/ And I'm getting madder. Wed, 06 May 2020 17:32:49 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.2 By: Danno D. https://godammit.com/assholes/comment-page-1/#comment-2766882 Wed, 06 May 2020 17:32:49 +0000 https://godammit.com/?p=14318#comment-2766882 Could anyone find mine to be an asshole with character and proof of a life lived? Hemorrhoids are bad enough without the added shame of judgement. One more reason to be relieved I’m not young and dating in 2020. Silver linings!

]]> By: Dj https://godammit.com/assholes/comment-page-1/#comment-2766523 Mon, 20 Apr 2020 02:15:37 +0000 https://godammit.com/?p=14318#comment-2766523 Assholes looking at assholes. Horrid.
I’m happy playing online Mahjongg…don’t need ideas, recipes, prayers, rainbows and moonbeams. I’m very happy in my quarantined world!!

]]> By: Romeo https://godammit.com/assholes/comment-page-1/#comment-2766313 Mon, 13 Apr 2020 05:15:31 +0000 https://godammit.com/?p=14318#comment-2766313 I mean, I don’t want anybody to see it in person, why would I photograph it? Personal edification? If I wax my asshole and see it ‘graphed through some kind of soft focus filter will I want to be a nude waxed asshole performance artist?

I guess it beats starving to death while waiting in the bread line. I better check out those lighting tips.

]]> By: JK https://godammit.com/assholes/comment-page-1/#comment-2766309 Mon, 13 Apr 2020 04:28:16 +0000 https://godammit.com/?p=14318#comment-2766309 https://godammit.com/enjoy-my-colon/

She/It is a world unto her/itself Sister Wolf.

]]> By: Bevitron https://godammit.com/assholes/comment-page-1/#comment-2766305 Mon, 13 Apr 2020 03:23:46 +0000 https://godammit.com/?p=14318#comment-2766305 Well, you said it all, brilliantly as usual, Sister Wolf.
During this trying time I prefer to not see pictures of anyone’s asshole, or their cat’s, or dog’s, or other pets or relatives’ assholes, either. Nor any other body parts or features of same, which also qualify as assholes, from my point of view.

Speaking of recipes, my mind has been clogged with so many thousands lately, popping up everywhere, that for one insane dark moment, when I saw the title of this post, I imagined a tutorial for whipping up a confection nicknamed “assholes,” probably a tiny circular pastry with a chocolate center, or something.

I’m thinking of “The Little Asshole That Could” as a journal title.

]]> By: Miranda Mitsouko https://godammit.com/assholes/comment-page-1/#comment-2766300 Mon, 13 Apr 2020 00:26:45 +0000 https://godammit.com/?p=14318#comment-2766300 OMG Totally with you (as usual). All these positive assholes can drop dead. Especially “The Little Engine That Could!” GAG! What a moron. Please continue writing so I can feel somewhat normal through this bullshit. Thank you, Sister.

]]> By: Ali https://godammit.com/assholes/comment-page-1/#comment-2766297 Sun, 12 Apr 2020 23:31:24 +0000 https://godammit.com/?p=14318#comment-2766297 Omg HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH <3 I’m crying I don’t know if it’s because I’m crying or because I’m laughing probably nothing

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