Trying to think of the only time I saw a body building mag…… ah yes. Imelda Mike’s big brother worked out, and for some reason Imelda Mike and I got hold of the magazines, to “taunt” all the buffed boys… hmmmmm…..
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Iheartfashion – I don’t have a scanner! Just close your eyes and picture it!

JK – I was Morticia. And I still can’t find it!

Juri – Hahahahhahahha! I am so fucking smitten!

Aja -YES. They’d be the perfect date, wouldn’t they?

I don’t think I’ve ever owned a copy of a bodybuilding magazine. Closest thing I’ve ever gotten are the random copies of Men’s Health I usually get at the airport once a year or so. They make good airplane reading, and give the stewardesses and whoever is sitting next to me, the impression that I’m a healthy person. Content-wise it’s like reading the same issue all over again. It’s impressive how they manage to sell the same stories with slightly different pics, month after month. The only thing that changes is the shirtless guy in the cover, which probably is the only thing that matters.

But the language is hilarious, and they give some useful advices about warming up before “hitting the weights”, reveal the latest magic moves that makes your muscles recover 2% faster and answer made-up reader questions like “how do I get her to leave after sex without hurting her feelings?” Of course, the asexual pervs don’t have that problem.

I just remembered I haven’t gotten my 2009 copy yet. And I also realized I’ve never read a women’s bodybuilding magazine. Maybe I should expand my horizons this year and get your copy. $21.25 plus shipping doesn’t sound that bad. I could probably earn it back by printing t-shirts of you and your dumbbell.

I am somewhat reluctant to mention this, given what I have as a “screensaver” coupled with your “well-oiled” uh, self – but what the heck.

Didn’t you recently hold a “closet sale?” Might you have taken the thing out of the drawer and inadvertently placed it somewhere in your closet? I only mention this so as to spare you any mental anguish should you never find whatever the fuck it was you were looking for.

By the way, were you “Morticia” or “Vampira?”