Comments on: Benefit Speaks!

By: Fillipa

Fillipa — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 11:42:31 +0000

What crap! She is better off not sending you the first email! Such insincere service!

By: Marky

Marky — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 18:07:31 +0000

SW, You’ve managed to attract the smartest and funniest people in the world to your blog. I’m still laughing over Dexter VanDango’s post, and I’m thinking Chandra should have her own TV show.

Love,
Marky

By: Lindsey

Lindsey — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 16:25:30 +0000

Maybe because I already unleashed my cuntness on the bitch that cut in front of me at the coffee shop this morning, but perhaps she’s referring to the comments and feedback that you had in your original blog post? If that’s the case then she would have just forwarded the link to the regional sales manager.

/Devil’s Advocate Portion of this comment.

Either that or she’s all “blah blah we care blah Thanksgiving pie has addled my brain, blah blah what?”

By: Dexter VanDango

Dexter VanDango — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 09:55:14 +0000

I once purchased a package of ground beef from a major super market chain here in Denmark, took it home to make burgers for my children, took the first bite of my own and broke a tooth in half on a large piece of bone in the meat.

I had to go to an emergency dentist as it was a Sunday night for a temp cap and then my own the next day for major repairs.

I then angrily returned to the customer service counter at the super market and showed them the broken half of my tooth, the piece of bone from the meat, the packaging from the meat, the receipt..

The woman didn’t bat an eye, didn’t apologize, didn’t hesitate a second. She instantly reached under the counter and pulled out a piece of paper entitled Broken Tooth Form! Honestly.. it said that!

“Fill this out and send us your dental bill and we’ll pay it,” she said.

Their meat broke so many teeth they had a form all ready to hand out!

No fuss.. no muss.. and instant customer satisfaction..

By: Chandra

Chandra — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 06:10:50 +0000

She should have simply said,
Hi, Sister Wolf!
I read your complaint and passed the buck to some other uncaring employee and I still have nerve to leave “Customer Care Manager” in my signature. I also lied about being away from my email for a few days. Since my area code is 415 this means I live in San Francisco, Ca–everyone here has access to email and even when we go out of town we check it. Nevertheless, rest assured that your email will be passed along from one beauty care customer service client social media specialist to the next and we will continue to bully our customers.

Regards,
Patricia Caro

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 06:08:54 +0000

Texas Art – HAhahahaha! I think, first a letter, then a tweet. She’ll probably just block me though.

By: TexasArt

TexasArt — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 05:06:39 +0000

Well … You could send her a Tweet! http://twitter.com/patriciacaro

By: Suebob

Suebob — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 04:22:31 +0000

This cries out for the simple response (which was also the title of a movie) “P.S. You’re Not Listening.”

By: Aja

Aja — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 03:21:53 +0000

I thought you were at least going to get some sort of freebie out of the deal! I’m as disappointed and confused as you are.

By: Joy D.

Joy D. — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 03:00:23 +0000

I would love to hear about your life as Tom Somebody at John Doe Industries.