Comments on: Butt Masks: Please Kill Me Already

By: Arrgghh

Arrgghh — Mon, 22 Apr 2019 18:14:09 +0000

here’s another “just kill me already” if you haven’t seen it – labeled a “gamine” lace-up miniskirt https://www.net-aporter.com/us/en/product/1155484/orseund_iris/gamine-lace-up-cotton-twill-mini-skirt

By: Dj

Dj — Fri, 19 Apr 2019 13:30:01 +0000

Just no. Between getting arthritis under control, buying meds on time, trying to eat sensibly, doing ten minutes if whatever exercise a day, figuring out which spf I need to use, avoiding a stroke every time I hear Trump bloviating in front of the helicopter, when would I have time for the butt scrub/tone/ mask routine? Least of my worries.

By: Saffron

Saffron — Fri, 19 Apr 2019 10:04:08 +0000

This is beyond ghastly.

By: Suspended

Suspended — Tue, 16 Apr 2019 14:04:13 +0000

I don’t know what to say about this. I guess if people are wearing ‘denim panties’ they may want to get a J-Lo glow on their butt cheeks. If you’re putting it all out there, best to keep it fresh.

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Tue, 16 Apr 2019 09:26:46 +0000

JK – I can’t tell you how how disturbed I was by that video. And yet I’ve watched it more than once.

Miranda – Hahaha xo

David Duff – Our love is a well-kept secret. I’m concerned about Jk, too.

Bevitron – OR: YassMassk! It feels like the end of the world, doesn’t it, and yet it keeps going on.

Romeo – An abomination, yes. Do they mention it in the bible? I hope so.

By: Romeo

Romeo — Tue, 16 Apr 2019 05:58:56 +0000

“Pink-tinted mounds” is an abomination but selling bullshit nostrums in jars is the only thing keeping trade afloat ever since the collapse of the ringtone economy. Looking forward to tubs of expired margarine rebranded as “I Can’t Believe It’s Not That Booty Tho.”

By: Bevitron

Bevitron — Tue, 16 Apr 2019 05:50:06 +0000

God almighty.

But I can’t believe nobody came up with the name AssMassk, that we know of. And it really worries me that I thought about it long enough to come up with it.

An ass growing smaller and more voluminous sounds really sinister, like it might collapse into a supermassive black hole or something. I’m going to stick with my big, bigger, rougher, low-mass, more sullen ass.

By: David Duff

David Duff — Mon, 15 Apr 2019 08:35:17 +0000

Dear Sister Wolf, when we met briefly in London I forgot to mention that I love and adore you – perhaps because my wife was present! Even so, when I watch the antics of the ‘stoopids’ with whom I share ‘this septic Isle’ it is an enormous comfort to know that there are bigger and better ‘stoopids’ out there and that I can rely on you to find them and display them. I grovel, Ma’am, I grovel!

Mind you, I worry about ‘JK’! Where does he conduct his, er, ‘research’?

By: Miranda

Miranda — Mon, 15 Apr 2019 05:15:05 +0000

LOL Loved this! I, too, am waiting for the one with your father’s voice screaming out of his car window. XO

By: JK

JK — Sat, 13 Apr 2019 05:49:06 +0000

But Sister Wolf,

There’s butts generally and then there’s “butt clapping” hasn’t California discovered the sport yet? Sure to be in the Olympics next LA gets the games next and, where there’s a question over whether males ‘self identify’ and take all the girl’s medals away there is the one sport girls’s are certain to never lose their advantage:

http://itaintholywater.blogspot.com/2019/04/always-clap-to-show-your-appreciation.html

Oh dear.