Comments on: Christmas Gifts: Part I

By: Brittany

Brittany — Sat, 30 Nov 2013 15:15:29 +0000

I thought this was the worst that materialism had to offer-other than Goop’s annual list-until I came across Sea of Shoe’s $90,560 ‘Love Gold’ gift guide for Barney’s. With descriptions like, “This is a must have for any well dressed girls jewelry box,” (not girl’s-girls), and, “I love the directional force of the spear,” it seems that the $390 Finger Gloves would come in handy so one does not scratch out his or her eyeballs!

By: eek

eek — Tue, 26 Nov 2013 01:09:10 +0000

I did think “Dickwarmers” upon first look at the glove things.
Then of the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Eldridge Cleaver.

By: Kellie

Kellie — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 01:32:07 +0000

“yes, but is it ART?” Patsy, AbFab

By: David Duff

David Duff — Sat, 23 Nov 2013 09:51:36 +0000

Now look here, you two, if want to use fancy foreign words in order to provide my comments with an entirely spurious air of sophistication then I don’t want you two picking my nits, as it were! In the meantime; buddy, can you spare a paradigm?

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Sat, 23 Nov 2013 00:06:54 +0000

ali – I thought DD’s use of zeitgeist was kind of refreshing! It’s been so long since I last heard it…maybe it’s time for a comeback! At least he didn’t use “paradigm.”

By: ali

ali — Fri, 22 Nov 2013 22:27:31 +0000

DD- Using the word zeitgeist means you’re not ahead of it! fur lined jock straps are a good idea though – double for boiled egg warmers / CONCEPTUAL clutchbag for the lady who has matured beyond mental patient to rehabilitated

By: David Duff

David Duff — Fri, 22 Nov 2013 18:30:15 +0000

As usual I am ahead of the ‘zeitgeist’. A few months ago I urged my lady readers to buy their men fur-lined jock straps to protect them when, in contradiction to the sillies forecasting global warming, the big global freeze hits and threatens, er, ‘the family jewels’. The severity of this forthcoming freeze, brought about by the sun finding a cure for its acne, will almost certainly make prolonged intercourse a very hazardous activity for gentlemen, so your woolly condoms could come in useful, Sis. Of course, the increased chances of frostbite will also offer the perfect excuse for us chaps for finishing the, er, business even quicker than usual!

By: Cricket9

Cricket9 — Fri, 22 Nov 2013 03:01:58 +0000

How about a conceptual pile of used tickets to various movies and shows from the past 3 years? Just found them in one of my handbags. Packaged in a recycled gift box tied with organic hemp string, only $399 plus shipping. Ideal to make your own conceptual collage or some such. Anyone?

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Thu, 21 Nov 2013 07:30:50 +0000

Dj – I know, it really is.

Marky – Does this include your good self, standing at the sink with tears in your eyes?

By: Marky

Marky — Thu, 21 Nov 2013 06:47:39 +0000

I offer the conceptual “kitchen sink full of dirty dishes” this holiday season. It’s a reflection of quotidian malaise and a quirky, kitschy comment on American culture.
$1,288 plus shipping.