Comments on: Comments For Jane 4/06/2010

By: RedHeadFashionista

RedHeadFashionista — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 15:59:08 +0000

Jenine, don’t tell them that! They probably love all sorts of ‘cool’ references to cult films and books like that!
And another choice piece from Father Time, Grey Gardens is really looking likely! Except every time Little Edie tried to leave I don’t imagine Big Edie went ‘stay! I’ll give you my vintage Kenzos’!

By: Lindsey Cochran

Lindsey Cochran — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 13:24:21 +0000

Oh, God! This post is priceless! Much needed therapy for all the time I’ve spent on Sea of Shoes (and Atlantis Home) fascinated by their taste in footwear, yet feeling sullied by the constant self-absorption. This blog is officially added to my list of Regular Sites to Visit. (I’d give you Sea’s slot, but I deleted her from the line up after she began swooning over the fact that Kanye West paid her blog a visit. Ugh.)

By: Kate Rose

Kate Rose — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 00:26:41 +0000

I used to sort of enjoy her blog, but would always feel a slight revulsion for how she just throws money and designer names around…now I see why she bothered me so much!
Honestly, that toy cat photo shoot was the last straw. She’s not cutesy or childish, she’s trying so hard to be an adult but obviously doesn’t know what it means..
it’s obvious from the pictures witht he cat, she’s not posing with the cat, but just shoving it under her arm like a…like it’s another designer bag!
stuffed aniimals deserve to be treated with more respect than that, poor thing.

By: M

Tue, 13 Apr 2010 20:19:38 +0000

^^^

oh god the cat is gold. I’m not sure which blows my mind more, the stuffed cat or the coloring books.

father time, great post.

By: Sofia

Sofia — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 18:28:45 +0000

Dear Sea,

I am sorry, I cannot wait for the next ‘ Comments for Jane’ to tell you YOU ARE TOO OLD TO BE WALKING ABOUT TOWN WITH A TOY CAT. Especially when you have all those real dogs at home. I s’pose Carol gets sent out to walk those.

By: father time

father time — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 23:09:56 +0000

Dear Sea,
I was young and lived in texas once. And now Im 25 and still in Texas. Get out! You know you want to. Just leave and go to tokyo or paris or something. you have the money, youth, brains, and beauty to survive on your own. so what if you dont want to go to school. your afraid i get it but the alternative is looking a lot like grey gardens for you and your mother. stop letting her make you feel like you cant do this with out her. stop wrapping your identity up in your mothers youth and past life because when she was your age she was doing amazing things all on her own. stop trying to make lovers out of all of your gay friends. seriously. rejection is sad and you probably feel misunderstood by the average white suburban guy but once again your just afraid. and the more you post your budding relationships on the web and invite the whole world into what should be an intimate sector of your life, the quicker that relationship will die. wearing those crazy and expensive outfits make you feel brave im sure and daring but brave is an action not an outfit. stop making a sister and girlfriend out of your mother and be a sister to your sister. do what she likes to do for once. put on sweats and bake with her or go to the park or something. stop taking pictures of yourself. get out of the mirror. there is all this beauty and fashion around you and you cant even see it because of your false vanity. If all your going to do is charge up your mothers card at barneys use that money to travel or learn and expand your mind. im still in texas because i have student loans and no money, why are you? you always claim how much you hate it. get some friends, girlfriends that care and that will listen and that like what you do. your wasting your time and money piddling away with porno and stuffed animals in dallas. Everyone needs therapy, you just want an audience at your sessions.

love,
father time

By: Dru

Dru — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 12:16:43 +0000

Sofia- in all fairness, Sea has always been (at least on her blog, back when I read it) tiny of waist. It’s not always apparent from what she wears, but I guess it is, here.
The belt weighs a pound? What is it, a multitasking waist dumbbell (sp.?)? My third world self does not get it. I don’t get ‘ironic’ dressing either, but what do I know?

By: Sofia

Sofia — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 09:32:56 +0000

attaching*

By: Sofia

Sofia — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 09:32:37 +0000

Dear Jane,

People have been saying you’ve got real skinny lately, and they might have said you need to put on a couple of pounds, but they meant in fat, not just by attached overpriced belt objects to your hip bones.

By: Simone

Simone — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 05:47:24 +0000

Dear Jane,

Though we don’t have similar style at all, I do hope we can be friends. In fact, we are practically opposite in disposition, style-wise. Given that you buy so very much, how is it possible that everything you adore, I find totally aesthetically abhorrent? I mean, even a stopped clock is right twice a day!

But, Sea, the thing is this. According to the UN’s World Food Programme, for the price of that belt one could feed twelve starving children of primary school age for a year. One belt. Twelve children. One year. Isn’t there something you could do to, you know, give back? Where do you even keep all of that stuff, anyway? You even don’t know where half of it is, do you?

I mean, it’s possible there is something called divine right, in which case it is just and divinely ordained that you deserve to be spending, like, hundreds and thousands of dollars, every day, on clothes and shoes (made by potentially abused people, I might add). The other possibility is that life is random and haphazard, and you have been handed an amazing gift. What are you going to do with it? (Besides handing it to net-a-porter.)

Love,
Me