Of course we’ve done ‘social distancing’ but what the heck we’ve been doing that since before the Louisiana Purchase so there there’s been no discernible improvements to my literacy either – well maybe, I quit looking at Twitter too.

Until some of the other states began to look as if they, as I say ‘some’ of the more close in proximity are beginning to appear as if they’re gonna ease up too I only been having to pay 85¢ per gallon of gasoline. Now they’re loosening up it’s got to $1.45 and so the 18 miles round trips to Missouri I been having to make to get to the liquor store (here in northern Arkansas we still have what they call ‘dry counties’ but so long as there’s no snow or ice … or tornadoes threatening come to think of it; it’s a lovely drive) Anyway now my trips to get beer – and Everclear being as it can be a ‘2-Way’ meaning moonshine when mixed into a beverage or hand sanitizer if I’d had to travel the 17 further miles up into Missouri to get to the closest Walmart are costing me roughly double what they was after y’all other states locked yourselves down.

Thanks for that incidentally, made my monthly stipends go near four times the distance than they’d been doing all the way clear through the impeachment. Far enough to allow me to buy myself a new Chevy Silverado pickup which, if you can get a smoke signal out Sister Wolf to your Governor Newsome tell him I said I am mighty grateful. This one only gets 14 miles per gallon which is 6 less than I got in my old pickup so also tell him I’d be really really grateful if he’ll keep y’all locked down for at least another three or four months. I’d like a new bass boat too.

Ha ha. Well done, Sis. You’re truly a hoot. xx