Cunt of the Week™: Tamara Mellon

Just to make sure we get how outrageous she is, Tamara Mellon, co-founder of has-been shoe company Jimmy Choo, posed nude for loathsome pervert/rapist Terry Richardson.

Correctly deducing that the new line of $600 Jimmy Choo sneakers wasn’t horrific enough to earn her the coveted Cunt of the Week  award, Ms. Mellon daringly said of her photo shoot:

I mean, it’s nude but it’s chic. I wonder what they’ll say at the next board meeting.

Poor awful woman.   She sued her own mother for $9 million dollars. Why does she keep trying to make us hate her? Why does she have to involve a cat in this nonsense?

All I know is, Tamara Mellon is an overachiever in the cunt department and richly deserves to be Cunt of the Week .   Nice work, Tamara!

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41 Responses to Cunt of the Week™: Tamara Mellon

  1. hammie says:

    oh my god – and she has 2 phones. xx

  2. Sister Wolf says:

    hammie – What did I tell you?? Complete cunt.

  3. JJ says:

    How unsurprising is this stunt? Jimmy Choo shoes have not been relevant for at least 4 years.

  4. Dru says:

    Oh please. Jimmy Choo shoes are overrated pieces of shit- my proper Fancy Shoe money would be better off given to Nicholas Kirkwood.

    And great lord is that a cat she’s holding over her pubes? Someone should rescue it- I could care less about her posing naked, but poor cat…

  5. Ann says:

    What makes her think her nude photo shoot is chic? Richardson told her so while she was blowing him?

  6. Juri says:

    I wish my mother had 9 million dollars. I’d sue her without blinking. Same goes for my father. I mean, it’s wrong but it’s chic.

  7. Joy D. says:

    I think we have to take in account how her career as a whole and then say that she is falling down a slippery slope. I think this is the first CotW that I could disagree with. She put a cat on her cooch and that makes me unhappy for the cat.

  8. Joy D. says:

    sorry for the second post. Ignorant response to hammie: If she has two phones she is an immature little girl….or a drug dealer.

  9. denise says:

    Her pussy on her ……..whatever. Obvious. Not Clever. Nor Ironic.

    Then again, she may have read the Lady Garden debate here any not known which side of the fence to sit!.

  10. Iron Chic says:

    I hate Jimmy Choo shoes. So predictable and trashy!

  11. Good choice! I’ve always hated her.

  12. Sofia says:

    Animal cruelty and ugly shoes. What a hideous combination.

  13. K-Line says:

    OK, is it just me or is it totally unhygienic to snuggle your naked vagina against a pet? That’s all I can think about here.

  14. Cricket9 says:

    I’m calling PETA. Bloody cat abuse!!!
    To follow up on the subject of shaved vs. not shaved vaginas, here is a link to today’s Globe & Mail:
    http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/style/vaginas-enjoy-their-15-minutes-of-commercial-fame/article1544454/
    I just see it coming, a new wave of “tales from ER”: “we had to dig out half a pound of Svarowski’s crystals out of her vagina”. And Mr. Chip Smith will be able to enjoy “the scent” anytime he wants…

  15. dust says:

    Oh boy, how bloody boring and stupid is jet-set today! She should have kept her melons to herself. Cheap cunt!

  16. Angelica says:

    That poor cat looks so confused.

  17. arline says:

    I was also wondering what she thinks is chic about that photo, and I really don’t like Jimmy Cho shoes of any style.

  18. Eliza says:

    Didn’t people camp out overnight when Jimmy Choo released a line for H&M? The brand hangs on by a tendon, but it’s somehow, incredulously, relevant.

    I’m pretty done with modern women claiming empowerment by virtue of making a choice, not for the reality of their choices. Nude but chic? How about trite? As if shoe designers aren’t notorious on the back page of Ms. Magazine for selling stilettos on dead women hanging naked out of car trunks.

  19. Liz!! says:

    I want to rescue that cat so badly, it’s not even funny.

  20. Stuti says:

    I don’t care what she does with that other COTW, Terry, but someone has to save the cat!
    And ouch. What if it scratched? Would it serve her right for being a cunt? Or would the cat be scarred for life, still?

  21. I posted this in jan 09 http://makedostyle.blogspot.com/2009/01/pst.html
    and the c in question on gossip bit numero uno was the rightly selected c of the week.

    Geez that photo shot is unbelievable – tragic!

  22. Alicia says:

    That poor, poor cat.

  23. Robin says:

    The cat… god.

    Those shoes she’s wearing, though… they look like Aldo to me, or Baker’s. They probably cost $1000 yet they look like cheap patent leather shit to me.

  24. kate says:

    Apparently she is (or was) involved with Christian Slater, too. Double whammy–musing for Terry Richardson date rapist types and loving on C. Slater wife-beater types, and suddenly suing your mom for 9 mil doesn’t seem quite so tacky.

    Admittedly, I do think she’s very beautiful (though not in this picture). Pretty vacant.

  25. Ann says:

    I just showed this article to Mr. Ann and he pointed out how a COTW winner took a picture of a COTW winner. Cunts abound and cunts unite!

  26. TheShoeGirl says:

    Someone alert P.E.T.A. of the animal abuse above.

    Jimmy Choo= Jimmy POO. The brand is for old ladies that wanna look edgy and/or slutty.

  27. Faux Fuchsia says:

    Say what you will about Tamara- those 3 packs of cigarettes a day have certainly kept her slim.

  28. Gleenn says:

    Reading all about tamarra actually made me develop a feeling of dislike on her. It started from the controvercial history of the JIMMY CHOO line itself, and how Jimmy Choo guy actually was stripped out this brand, and then, how his footed the bill for her wedding but was left unacknowledge, etc. etc. hmm, but she’s looking sexy, eh?

  29. Meh. She’s icky, but she pales in comparison to Bill Donahue. That’s the thing about this high (low?) standard you’ve set for your cunt awards, I guess. you can’t always find someone awful enough to measure up (down?) to previous recipients.

  30. Sister Wolf says:

    Raison Girl – It was a slow week, cuntwise.

  31. mutterhals says:

    I see why you don’t like her, she has an absolutely gorgeous body.

  32. Aimee- WTF! says:

    all I can think of is that horrible band Lords of Acid.

  33. Suspended says:

    Does she still have anything to do with Choo? I thought she left with all her millions, many years ago, to relaunch Halston.

    Does Richardson have a style of his own? To me, this stinks of bastardised Helmut Newton.

    I guess there is something deeply wrong with the fact that I see that marble ashtray as a fantastic bludgeoning device.

  34. XuXu says:

    perhaps CoTW should have a variety
    of qualifiers for each week.

    In this case:

    Very Sad CoTWk

    The cunts are complex things.
    One is never like another.
    Terry Richardson: “Peel His Skin Off-CoTW”
    The Pope: “Ass Fucking CoTW”

    xoxox
    XuXu
    http://www.frenchshelter.blogspot.com

  35. Vee says:

    This woman used to date Joe Francis and Kid Rock, among other fine specimens.

    I think it’s safe to say she hates herself far, far more than any of us ever could.

  36. erika says:

    Animals don’t deserve this shit. My first thought is why ?? my second, also why ? rich people, as bored as poor people, if not more so.

  37. Trashforce Reaper says:

    This photograph is very much like the women who are so enamoured of Jimmy Choo shoes – comprised of high-fashion elements yet inexplicably cheap looking, racy only by the standards of Sex And The City, and irrelevant since 2005.

  38. Ken Dwight says:

    OMG.There has been so much traffic up her fuz box since her divorce from the drug addict,That puss puss needs to get checked out at the local STD clinic.

  39. that’s impressive !

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