Studies were done on infants of all enthnicities and they all responded positively to faces with certain spacing between facial features. If this chick’s eyes are just a little off, then of course you’re thinking she’s vile. I imagine an infant from China or New Zealand would feel the same way.

I will start watching Dexter. I trust you.

Remember yummy Keith? Where is he these days? There should be a Keith channel on cable. He could host talk shows, home improvement shows (where he’s always parading around shirtless, fixing stuff with big tools), a reality show that features things like Keith going to the doctor and Keith getting his head shaved at the barber, and, of course a dramedy that portrays life in David and Keith’s household. Claire could pop in every once in a while and smoke meth with the kids. It could be called “Channel K”. I should be in charge.

It’s a great show.