Comments on: Douche Fest!

By: Dj

Dj — Thu, 28 Nov 2013 01:02:52 +0000

Grown men…

By: Dj

Dj — Thu, 28 Nov 2013 01:02:27 +0000

Twinks

By: eek

eek — Tue, 26 Nov 2013 03:16:05 +0000

That his stupid chest tattoo is legible must be worth several points.

By: Dj

Dj — Mon, 18 Nov 2013 23:39:41 +0000

Mothers….

By: Cricket9

Cricket9 — Sun, 17 Nov 2013 20:13:20 +0000

They could hang scarves or ties through the earholes. Very practical.

By: annemarie

annemarie — Fri, 15 Nov 2013 22:39:14 +0000

haha! you included “backpack” in his list of offenses!

By: Kellie

Kellie — Fri, 15 Nov 2013 00:04:47 +0000

Isnt it hilarious that their attempt to not care, has made them an entire genre of idiots that we can identify at quite a distance as total douchebags?

At least their uniform identifies them. So we don’t have to waste any time wondering if they are fools.

By: ali

ali — Thu, 14 Nov 2013 17:08:22 +0000

Where is the mustard/maroon cardigan wearer? He deserves representation! I think the haircut – party on top, edgy buddy holly, faux-pompadour is the key to discovering an equation.

By: Braindance

Braindance — Wed, 13 Nov 2013 21:17:01 +0000

Douche Cannons, all of them

I never trust a man with a beard and no moustache or a man with a moustache and no beard

By: Suspended

Suspended — Wed, 13 Nov 2013 19:24:42 +0000

“The brooch is an act of aggression.”

Thank you, that was quite elevating 🙂 The brooch would make a poignant weapon should I ever wish to take the path of a douche murderer; Bloodstained Harris tweed everywhere.

Those ears…aaaargh. The holes in your ears should only be big enough for earrings, not cock-rings. I know that sounds very dictatorial but FFS!! That ginger kid is like the bastard child of Teddy Ruxspin and Tilda Swinton (That would be the funniest porno ever!)