Comments on: Douchefest!

By: Dana

Dana — Mon, 04 Aug 2014 18:06:27 +0000

I would hate to see him in color.

By: Mo in KCMO

Mo in KCMO — Mon, 21 Apr 2014 03:06:53 +0000

Comments weighing in stellar as the post, I do believe this is the most entertaining entry I’ve read in a long time! Humor rules! Suspended rocks.

By: grass is not greener

grass is not greener — Wed, 16 Apr 2014 00:41:26 +0000

And they always date perfect little princess type girls. I never see them with women as grungy as them. I just don’t get it. I have met a few in real life and their arrogance is terrifying. So full of it and always chasing fake blondes.

By: Bevitron

Bevitron — Sat, 12 Apr 2014 07:56:59 +0000

Jeez. Strictly Cronenberg. Or Todd Browning, or something. It makes me want to run off screaming into the night’s Plutonian shore. Shudder.

By: Bonnie

Bonnie — Sat, 12 Apr 2014 01:02:18 +0000

This may be the worst douche you’ve ever featured. The way he is posing with that cigarette makes me queasy. The nasty chin hair isn’t helping either. Does someone out there really enjoy looking at these photos (besides the model)? When did this become a thing and when will it stop? I’m going to practice viewing douche photos and see if I can build up a tolerance. I just hope I never run into one of these things in the wild.

By: Dj

Dj — Fri, 11 Apr 2014 20:33:16 +0000

I would be entirely too distracted by the tattoos, horrible! What do they do on planet earth? Do they all have trust funds?? Still wondering…

By: David Duff

David Duff — Fri, 11 Apr 2014 10:34:31 +0000

Have a care, Madam, this elderly and very choosy British gent wouldn’t touch him whilst wearing your rubberised washing-up gloves. I mean, simply too, too tattooed!

By: annemarie

annemarie — Thu, 10 Apr 2014 20:32:09 +0000

haha! These comments are great. Suspended– you’re so funny! But come on all of you. Admit you’d fuck him!

By: Dj

Dj — Thu, 10 Apr 2014 20:00:27 +0000

I’m new to the other world of douchedom thanks to dear Sister, it’s alien to me because living where I do in Texas they would be lined up on fences for target practice. Do they know they’re douches? Is there actually a douche culture? How do these hideous photos surface? From the douche times? I find myself wondering if there are Any real men left! All I see are grown men waddling around in long shorts, flip flops, graphic ts and caps. Wtf! Now there are these misguided preeners, twinks and assholes. Will they become old wrinkled douches? The questions are endless…fuckers…….

By: Suspended

Suspended — Thu, 10 Apr 2014 13:44:56 +0000

Total douche! That second pose is so girly, looking up and to the side like Justin Bieber Baby Jane Hudson (yes, I made that fusion.) I’m so tired of this generation of over selfied wannabes. Fuck off with your trite and self absorbed selves!

Check out his chest tattoo “est. 198?” like he’s some mass manufacturing brand of importance. Then there’s the super smooth prepubescent shaved body with a homeless persons beard (I should have used “Juxtaposed” for extra douche value.)

What’s next in this set? Pencil straight pose with a smirk? Holding the heel of his shoe? Pulling the hem of his frock off to the side? Looking over his shoulder in super tight yet somehow saggy arsed jeans with turn ups?

The answer is ONE, Sister. I can only take one of these douches a day, possibly week. Right, I’m off to make some camomile tea or something before I punch a wall. xx