Comments on: Exciting New Contest!

By: Dj

Dj — Thu, 01 Dec 2016 14:00:58 +0000

How about lining up a bunch of the tall, blow up wiggly advertising characters that “dance” on the neighbors side of your house, and dress them up like Muslims, NATO members, , Asians, Mexicans, “hot”women and let them rip…don’t forget obnoxious bright lights and maybe a fog machine.

By: AK

AK — Wed, 30 Nov 2016 21:53:41 +0000

“Make America Grope Again”

By: Amanda

Amanda — Wed, 30 Nov 2016 15:54:08 +0000

Just make a Trump sign, but bigger, and draw the No symbol over his name. Now you can start a (nonviolent, possibly passive aggressive) war with your neighbor. I recommend an email war so you have time to think of witty comebacks, along with lots of side-eye when you see them on the street.

By: Erika

Erika — Wed, 30 Nov 2016 01:34:44 +0000

Hi Sister!
All I know is that I am really looking forward to your List of Banished Words, 2017 edition.
And, for words NOT invited back to the party, may I be the first to submit:
folks

Can’t take it anymore. It’s even worse than its mansplain equivalent: hon’
Let’s just shove spiders in our ears instead.

By: betty

betty — Tue, 29 Nov 2016 19:54:33 +0000

Oh god, I hate it when neighbours proclaim themselves like this. How about copying the sign, but sticking arrows in all the hearts (and have blood droplets pouring down from them) and having the same flag at half mast? Would they get it??

By: Sisty

Sisty — Tue, 29 Nov 2016 19:41:13 +0000

I’m with Suspended — those bricks are just crying out for help.

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Tue, 29 Nov 2016 19:38:05 +0000

Really folks?
Whatever happened to Free Speech?

By: Dana

Dana — Tue, 29 Nov 2016 19:36:01 +0000

“Not affiliated with 1313 Hoboken Ave”
“Beware of morons in neighborhood”
That’s all I got now.

By: Helen Waite

Helen Waite — Tue, 29 Nov 2016 04:38:33 +0000

What is the little yellow trolly-monkey thing hanging below the childish valentine sign?

Pity this ‘tard is two houses away because I’d slap up a wall between properties an hoist a big-ass Mexican flag rightatthepropertyline.

By: Bridgett

Bridgett — Tue, 29 Nov 2016 02:21:40 +0000

I once worked with an ardent Republican, who hated, HATED the idea of Obama winning the election (1st time around). I ignored him for as long as I could, then blew up at him. Then, donated $5 in his name/address to the NAACP, the Democratic Party, Southern Poverty Law Center, and a couple other organizations. Best $25 I ever spent- he was inundated with literature and requests for donations from each group…. May I suggest something doing something similar to her? The NAACP, NARAL, Democratic Party, Planned Parenthood, any organizations that supports civil and human rights- a few bucks helps them, and will drive her nuts.