Comments on: Gifts for Him: First in a Series

By: Suspended

Suspended — Wed, 21 Nov 2012 22:28:21 +0000

Perhaps they should think about a range of shoes with dog shit already on the soles. You know, for when you’re no where near a pavement but you want that “fucking irresponsible dog owners!” feeling.

By: Stacy

Stacy — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 16:31:57 +0000

Artisanal stumps.
I think I’ll go to the farmer’s market to pick some up.
Thanks for the tip!

By: Cricket9

Cricket9 — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 03:00:22 +0000

C’mon Dana, don’t be like that! Scent of beer will get them every time.

By: kate

kate — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 20:20:40 +0000

Cedar infused with cedar. You are dumb infused with dumb.

By: dana

dana — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 01:42:53 +0000

Because all the straight dudes I know are totally, completely attuned to scents.

By: Cricket9

Cricket9 — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 17:06:28 +0000

I think a few jars of mud would nicely complement this gift. Let’s say, a set of “Irish Bog Mud”, “5th Avenue after Rain Mud”, and “Nova Scotia Shore Mud”. It would be exactly like rolling in the mud in these places! What a thrill for any manly man! $49.99 is the price, $69.99 if you want a special limited edition packaging – upcycled Mason jars once used to drink moonshine in the Ozarks.

By: Andra

Andra — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 07:39:48 +0000

Fuck yeah.
It’s EXACTLY like taking a hike in the rugged Siskiyou mountains of the northwest. (what the?)
As soon as I saw the photo I thought of that.
Shit, I wish I’d had this brainwave first.
It’s worth millions……of laughs!

By: Bevitron

Bevitron — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 06:39:30 +0000

For twenty-two dollars I’ll let him sit in my cedar closet for ten minutes.

By: Harmreduction

Harmreduction — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 23:51:42 +0000

If it does not smell like a cannabis farm, it is not authentic siskiyou mountain cedar!
I have hiked there-often!

By: Suebob

Suebob — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 22:42:07 +0000

Honey, I got you something you never have – wood!