Comments on: God Damn That Stupid Dr. Phil!

By: Joeyr

Joeyr — Tue, 28 Jul 2015 22:54:20 +0000

Dr Phil is a moron. He is supposed to be so educated and if he wasn’t allowed to use the word ah when he spoke, he would not be able to speak.
I guess he gets paid by each word so he uses ah a lot.
When he is using adjectives he goes on and on until I finally mute him.
I hate him.

By: Monica

Monica — Sun, 25 Aug 2013 01:43:30 +0000

Oh fuck. Thank you for asking. First, thank you for another hysterically funny entry on shit that must be said.

This shit pisses me off: “I seen” (I seen you at the trailer park), “A whole nother” (when I seen you at the trailer park with my boo, it took consummate betrayal to a whole nother level), “to the fullest” (It’s my life and I wanna live it to the fullest), expecially (I was expecially pissed when I found out I was pregnant two weeks after group sex) and “mute point”. I have no way to use this as an example. Perhaps you can help?

By: Ur an idiot

Ur an idiot — Sun, 26 Aug 2012 19:16:06 +0000

Your a fuckan moron cuz your trying to hard to make him look like an idiot it sounds like you jus sit there and watch his show to look for reasons he’s a idiot. Which I think he’s a complete fuckan retard and if I’d see him I’d punch him in te fuckan face. The real reason he’s an idiot is cuz he doesn’t help and just criticizes people, THAT’S ALL. Like did you see the one about the flasher, he was smart and trying to get over it and Dr. Dick kept telling him how wrong it is…and he’s like I know but at the time..and he keeps interrupting him SAY IT’S WRONG! Then the girl who got kidnaped for a decade he couldn’t help or say anything about!!

By: Julie

Julie — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 03:38:24 +0000

Writing ‘yanno’ instead of ‘you know’.

By: Julie

Julie — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 02:20:53 +0000

I loathe people who overuse emoticons, but a special circle of hell is reserved for those who type out the words “happy face” or “sad face”.

“I didn’t get what I wanted for my birthday, even though I’m an adult. Sad face.”

By: Julie

Julie — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 02:18:41 +0000

SW – I’m afraid so; I’ve seen ‘wala’ more than once.

There’s a lot of ignorance around the spelling and pronunciation of French words, I find.
Here’s one that’s haunted me for nigh on twenty years. My boss sent the team a memo in which she wrote that we were for the ‘gillateen’ if targets weren’t met.
Gillateen. Could’ve gone with chop. She went with gillateen.

Another annoyance is when people insert ‘go ahead’ unnecessarily into sentences.

“(Go ahead and) Take a seat over there.”
“I (went ahead and) told him to go to hell.”

‘Turned around’ is another one.

“I turned around and said that she didn’t know what she was talking about.”
“She turned around and said I could leave early if I had finished all my assignments.”

I turned around, she turned around, they all turned around. Are these people spinning like fucking tops or what?

By: Karin

Karin — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 11:56:26 +0000

One of the oddest/funniest ones I’ve heard recently was when one of my favorite people in the world, who is known for her misuse of the english language, used the word “travesty” instead of “tragedy” when referring to 9/11. I cringed.
I agree with all of the above, especially “supposably” and “anyways”. Hate the misuse of the word “myself”. Many people seem to think that word is just a fancier way of saying “I”! Don’t get me started on stupid things like “they’re”, “their”, and “there”. And then there is grammar…
Sorry, too much stupid for one day!

By: Hammie

Hammie — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 08:12:32 +0000

I just got an Anonymous blog comment on my post “Mummy Time” asking if I was wrapped in bandages and living in an Egyptian Tomb. Please tell me that the majority of Americans do realise that there are other dialects?!?

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 09:01:29 +0000

Debbie – I LOVE ‘vocal point.’

Cricket9 – This gave me chills: ‘You can taste the different.’

Julie and Suspended – People actually say ‘walla?!?”

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 08:58:20 +0000

Aja – Nothing is too low for that bastard.