Just wondering if the Alaskan Supreme Court saw fit to give Sarah and Todd a life sentence in ANTARCTICA! I didn’t think so. . . It’s the thought that counts. 🙂

Jools -Had to update wordpress, which fucked up notification thingy. We need you here!

enc- So true.

Juri – 25 days seems like eternity with those crafty maniacs loose.

Make do – You are a poet!

Sarah P – EXACTLY.

annemarie -This cunt has single-handedly brought a plague upon us, a whole new Pandora’s box of evils, and we must rise up to stop it.

Danielle -Thank you, my dear.

Juri -What the fuck? Last night I saw some White People calling reporters “faggots” for asking them questions about McCain.

Honeypants -YAY, you’re free at last!!

Dewayne -Pro-bono arson is an exciting project. But your boy needs you to stay out of jail, for now. Dammit.

Annmarie – That’s right, girl, DO NOT BLINK.

Bex – Too nauseating a thought, I just woke up.

This morning I walked past a house that had two yard signs. One read “women for McCain” and the other “Another Family for McCain.” My neighborhood is so pro-Obama that I was beginning to think that the dumbfucks at the GOP rallies were hired actors. Then a woman opened the door of the McCain house and smiled and said “hello.” I didn’t know what to do. How dare she? I wanted to tell her that she was a stupid cunt. But I was too caught-off-gaurd to be that articulate. Instead I looked at her yard signs, looked back at her, looked at her yard signs again. Then I looked back at her and shouted “GOOD MORNING.”

I am sorry PAP Smear members, at my poor performance in the face of this terror. You deserve better leadership. But at least I shouted, right?

And there is a lesson for us all to be learned here:

A PAP Smear Warrior must always be ready. He/she must be wired in such a way and have that readiness and not blink.

The next time a fucker like this says “good morning” to me, I am going to be ready. Oh yes indeed.

i’m an artist, damnit.

Here are some touching words of wisdom from someone called ‘bluewater’:

“The United States of America is a Christian Nation! But then, not if o-Bomb-a-nation gets to be president. We can kiss our religious freedoms goodby, and caucasians will experience political discrimination like they never have. The guy (obama) is a sly lawyer whose manipulative nature has been well groomed. He is laughing at all American citizens who fall blindly into his trap; and I mean LAUGHING. THE MAN DOES NOT LIKE US, PEOPLE! Where are your pupils?”

I don’t know if “the man” is laughing at these people but I surely am.

So, I have a source who told me she heard Palin’s planning to come to New Orleans for some reason or other, and when she gets the details, we agreed that we’re going to take off work and go yell at her and protest and wear our PAP Smear loot. Whatever we can dream up. I hope it’s true! And I hope she’ll get advance notice!

I’m very sorry about your Ice Cream SW, but if it makes you feel better, I was at my favorite gelateria tonight eating Sweet Potato Pie gelato, and I just so happened to bump into my source (and her source), and we plotted our revolution while enjoying our dessert!