Comments on: Heil Melania! https://godammit.com/heil-melania/ And I'm getting madder. Fri, 24 Jun 2016 04:12:17 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.2 By: Debbie https://godammit.com/heil-melania/comment-page-1/#comment-2735703 Fri, 24 Jun 2016 04:12:17 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=11141#comment-2735703 How many dicks did she suck to make it to the top of her third-rate modeling career and get invited to a party where men like Trump could ogle her? I say this with all due respect.

TRUER WORDS WERE NEVER SPOKEN.

]]> By: Dj https://godammit.com/heil-melania/comment-page-1/#comment-2735578 Thu, 09 Jun 2016 00:24:15 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=11141#comment-2735578 Don’t forget, this stupid woman got a platinum green card…

]]> By: Sisty https://godammit.com/heil-melania/comment-page-1/#comment-2735553 Fri, 03 Jun 2016 17:03:49 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=11141#comment-2735553 Sis explains the squint at her day job — go back to the original post and you’ll see the link.

Nice going, Sis, on getting the day job! Are you making millions of dollars a month while working from home?

]]> By: Dana https://godammit.com/heil-melania/comment-page-1/#comment-2735548 Thu, 02 Jun 2016 16:07:31 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=11141#comment-2735548 Why is she always squinting?

]]> By: emily https://godammit.com/heil-melania/comment-page-1/#comment-2735534 Wed, 01 Jun 2016 15:04:28 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=11141#comment-2735534 They both speak with the eloquence of a toddler.

That judge is a very bad judge. Very bad. -D

Dat judge ees a vetty bad judge. Vetty bad. -M

]]> By: Sisty https://godammit.com/heil-melania/comment-page-1/#comment-2735531 Tue, 31 May 2016 14:26:15 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=11141#comment-2735531 Does she have that same slitty-eyed expression in every photo?

]]> By: Bevitron https://godammit.com/heil-melania/comment-page-1/#comment-2735528 Mon, 30 May 2016 01:25:10 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=11141#comment-2735528 Holy shit! Breathtaking cluelessness.

She and her excruciatingly stupid husband have obviously both had the same dental therapy that has caused their grills to glow eerie neon white, from within. Radium, maybe? One can hope…

]]> By: suzanne myers https://godammit.com/heil-melania/comment-page-1/#comment-2735526 Sun, 29 May 2016 23:46:45 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=11141#comment-2735526 I have not taken the time to read anything about her and somehow have missed hearing her speak. Too focused on the Don circus, I guess. So thank you! Wish I had something witty to add. I just feel like I need to locate my Costco-sized bottle of Tums right now. Hopefully, (no pressure, esp. after your Sitelock Shitstorm) you’ll calm the collective nausea with a Hideous Denim post. Certainly, there’s a magazine cover out there, somewhere, with Melania/Melena sporting something post-worthy.

]]> By: annemarie https://godammit.com/heil-melania/comment-page-1/#comment-2735525 Sun, 29 May 2016 12:17:12 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=11141#comment-2735525 Jesus, you weren’t lying. That really was a treat.
Melania, derivative of Melena (see below), is one of those lucky people who is too stupid to know she’s stupid.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melena

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