Comments on: How Old is Old?

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By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 20:27:59 +0000

You crazy kids!

By: PatrickH

PatrickH — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 17:43:18 +0000

Clio,

Our Dear Sister seems to have participated with relish in the “takeover”. I suspect she enjoys some hijackings as much as regularly scheduled travel routes. “We’re going to Cuba? Cooool. Now what should I wear?”

Sister, you really do collect Catholic schoolgirl uniforms? I can only say, the mind boggles. The. Mind. Boggles. I await the day when you will post a pic of you [STOP THIS RIGHT NOW–THE VATICAN. WE SAID STOP IT.]

By: alias clio

alias clio — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 14:49:47 +0000

Dear, dear. No need to become a homosexual on my account, pH. That was just banter, and it was addressed more to Sister than to you.

Now we must be good, children, and stop taking over her thread.

Clio

By: PatrickH

PatrickH — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 14:31:47 +0000

Clio, you wound me! I was not making you sound dull at all, let alone remarkably dull! My quick is cut to all the way by you! You’re not a nihilist, a crypto-fascist, or a contrarian (umm, maybe I’ll rethink that last one). I was simply contrasting your depth to my shallowness and immaturity and flakiness and flibbertygibbetiness. Women! Give me them praise, and they throw it back in your face!

Hrmph, as you are fond of grunting out in response to some egregious comment or other, O Muse. And again hrmph!

I am seriously considering becoming a homosexual.

And speaking of men!….Spike, you are far too perversely polymorphous and take too much glee in messing with people’s expectations to be anything like 55 inside. You are either 88, as in curmudgeonly and more than half-mad (I’m pegging you at about 78% crazed), or 12, as in Damien, aka “the devil dances in that boy’s eyes!” You’re an outlier, my friend, always were, and always will be.

By: alias clio

alias clio — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 13:09:34 +0000

Sister W., Patrickh, above, makes me sound remarkably dull. Pay no attention to him.

In my narcissistically feminine way, I think myself every bit as interesting as he is. Perhaps even more so.

Clio

By: Spike Gomes

Spike Gomes — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 07:47:17 +0000

I’m 29, going on 55.
My grandmother’s nickname for me since I was 9 was “Grandpa Gomes” due to my dislike of other kids, cantankerous personality, hypochondria and love of books and long pants.

Since then, due to repeated applications of literature, I’ve been able to lower my age a bit. I still am irritated by just about everyone under 23, however.

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 07:41:17 +0000

Judit, don’t tell her about me! I find them exhausting too. Is that not normal?

By: Judit

Judit — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 06:13:34 +0000

My biological age is 27. My shrink says IÂ´m 6 years old, she assumes, thatÂ´s the reason, why I find daily life chores too exhausting – sheÂ´s absolutely right. Sometimes, I feel quite grown up, like 15 or so.

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 02:33:07 +0000

PatrickH, I think it’s because I have a childish outlook or something. It will be a sad day when people believe how old I am without be amazed, let me tell you.

I think I thought you were younger due to perceived immaturity. Now I love you as you are.

Not only am I still “challenging” I have just made a new blog in an alternate universe, http://creakypavillion.blogspot.com/

P.S. I collect Catholic schoolgirl skirts