I’ve been fortunate enough to live next to nice neighbours all my life but unfortunately I’ve always been near schools. I can often be found at my window when the home-time bell rings, cursing like a fucker at any idiot brave enough to park across my driveway.

There’s one woman in particular, whose daughter happens to be in my kids class, whose sense of entitlement is larger than the moon. She parks there everyday, despite me tooting her several times to let me in or out of my driveway. I even mouthed the words “fucking arsehole” at her and still she acts dumb and unaware. Knowing how small and unimportant matters like this are only serve to make them worse in my mind. I tell myself to “let it go” before the stress gives me cancer but still I get mad at people’s lack of consideration.

First world problems, I know.