Comments on: I Want to Live in a World Without Ashton Kutcher

By: Imelda Matt

Imelda Matt — Fri, 08 May 2009 03:53:00 +0000

Let’s put this into perspective, Kutcher’s greatest cinematic achievement is ‘dude where my car’ and now he’s the voice of digital media. Christ, just fucking shoot me!!!

By: DJ

DJ — Thu, 07 May 2009 17:46:20 +0000

We are way past twitter. I still cannot fathom why so many people have bought into that craptastic application. Holy boring. Sorry, am I spamming? I’m loving your blogs. Consider I have only replied to about 1% of those which have me in stitches, I think we’re good.

By: Lauren

Lauren — Wed, 06 May 2009 23:25:54 +0000

Fuck you, you fuckin’ fuck.

By: hammie

hammie — Wed, 06 May 2009 21:59:22 +0000

The oldest profession in the world is using twitter. I get a new follower every hour or so who calls themselves “Angelina 1974” and then is mysteriously closed down when I check who it is.
the first 2 or 3 made it and I couldnt work out why these young ladies were posing for their twitter pic with their knickers showing. Doh!

So you know those pictures you see in phone boxes in London? they made it twitter before you Sis!
xx

maybe that’s why Ashton likes it. He craves a little turkish massage

By: hoochiegucci

hoochiegucci — Wed, 06 May 2009 21:15:02 +0000

cuntflaps

By: fashion herald

fashion herald — Wed, 06 May 2009 16:53:47 +0000

I have to defend anyone from my home state who’s that good-looking.

By: Jill

Jill — Wed, 06 May 2009 15:08:34 +0000

Queen Michelle rocks!

By: Queen Michelle

Queen Michelle — Wed, 06 May 2009 14:59:02 +0000

“For someone like me who lives in a construct of filtered communication – packaged and polished by the industry that employs me – Twitter has become a new instrument for expressing myself and accessing cultural trends, opinions and information. Twitter is my front door to the Internet and my medium for sharing the content I create while advocating for the causes close to my heart and investing in the connections I want to have with people from all walks of life.”

If he wrote that I’ll eat my left shoe. He doesn’t know that many words.

By: Juri

Juri — Wed, 06 May 2009 07:45:27 +0000

I have no plans on joining Twitter but I think the Twitter Guys should trade Ashton K in for Courtney Love . "The content" he creates while "advocating to the causes close to [his] heart and investing in the connections [...] with people from all walks of life" pale miserably in comparison with "Corky's" insightful tweets.

By: Bex

Bex — Wed, 06 May 2009 06:31:04 +0000

Why they chose him for the TIME mag piece on the Twitter guys is beyond me.