Comments on: Ickiest, Stupidest Ad Ever

By: Sea Monkey

Sea Monkey — Tue, 03 Mar 2015 01:22:26 +0000

“This ad and the mentality it reflects is pathetic and gross and makes me want to kill everyone involved.”

Tip: Kill everyone involved. You may successfully blame it on the government.

By: littlebadwolf

littlebadwolf — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 09:57:04 +0000

didn’t the expected ‘flowers’ mean something else a woman could expect?

By: Lorii W

Lorii W — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 15:06:59 +0000

The comments above are so spot on, particularly this one – “it’s reduced to social networking.” Definitely one of the best observations. I applaud your responses. Good on you all, I love it, bring it on & let’s stop this abhorrent oral sex stigma. It’s so very 1990s/2000s cliche, isn’t it? And it’s such a fucked up Facebook generation we live in. Pathetic. This ‘product’ appears to have been created by moronic women who generally give females a bad name & who live by very base double standards. OK for you to be pseudo & ‘demand’ the orgasm via him going down on you but not OK vice versa? Wake up to yourself, you stupid fucking ‘flavoured’ idiots. I apologise for my profanity but it’s necessary in this situation. This product ad also smacks of too many idiotic women reading Cleo-Cosmopolitan-Marie Claire type magazines & thinking they’re oh so liberated & feminist. Stick this ‘product’ up your arse & may you gain more pleasure from doing that than sticking it in your mouth. Crude, rude, but honesty hurts most people.

By: Eliza

Eliza — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 23:23:01 +0000

Though I understand your objection, Lucy, I think it’s more ridiculous along the lines that of course Real Womenâ„¢ just hate icky, degrading carnal acts but will be rewarded with nonsexual reciprocation like uprooted plantlife. I don’t want flowers. Sex is give and take and I would expect my partner to return the gesture once in awhile.

By: Desiree

Desiree — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 10:22:42 +0000

I really can’t see this concept taking off in Oz … oh my god, you cannot even imagine the public ridicule the company would cop if they tried selling Masque here … it would be immense! If you’re not gonna go commando with your regular partner, well poor you … hehe!

By: Aly

Aly — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 04:28:49 +0000

Haha, my husband likes the shaved look. I “surprised” him the other day…only this time I reverse-mohawked my pubes! Ha

By: Marketa

Marketa — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 19:58:35 +0000

…shit, so it went even further than the current imperative of being shaved down there… people must be so bored. jeez, take a book, listen to birds, and watch the moon. i fucking hate this.

By: dexter vandango

dexter vandango — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 10:20:10 +0000

Apparently money can made from anything.. like those horrid feminine hygiene deodorants meant to mask the natural fragrance of women.

Maybe someone could market a fragrance copying the true whiff of women? I’d buy it to spray my apartment just before my ex comes by for a visit.. to make her jealous..

By: Lucy

Lucy — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 08:05:26 +0000

I’d like to think this is one of those ‘only in America’ things, but…it’s this princess mentality that I HATE in modern society, we are supposed to love cupcakes and whoops spend too much on our credit cards, aren’t we naughty? and have waaay too many shoes!!! *giggles*
If men were to even slightly insinuate that they did not love oral sex, they would be run out of town as insensitive, unsexy, outdated people not fit to date Charlotte, let alone Carrie or Samantha!! But if women deign to perform it, take me to Prada honey!
Words fail me.

By: R

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 06:53:03 +0000

“ali — I hear you, believe me. Sex is sacred. Without hair and taste, it’s reduced to social networking.”

omg this made my day.