Anyway, amongst other hairy areas, all my pubes fell off. That wasn’t all bad because it made my willy look bigger and I didn’t have to offer the ‘Memsahib’ a finder’s fee to rummage about in the, er, undergrowth, as it were! Happily, due to some meds taken recently for other reasons, including steroids, my eyebrows are back and my arms and legs are even hairier than before but, alas, little willy, still stands, or lolls about, alone on the empty prairie!

So, fur fuck’s sake, fur, get on and produce some ‘fur-telizer’!