Comments on: Just Answer This Question https://godammit.com/just-answer-this-question/ And I'm getting madder. Tue, 13 Sep 2011 15:04:59 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.2 By: TheShoeGirl https://godammit.com/just-answer-this-question/comment-page-1/#comment-648228 Tue, 13 Sep 2011 15:04:59 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=8022#comment-648228 LOLOL

]]> By: Dru https://godammit.com/just-answer-this-question/comment-page-1/#comment-646760 Mon, 12 Sep 2011 20:42:30 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=8022#comment-646760 annemarie – holy fuck that was amazing. Thank you for the laughs 🙂

]]> By: Taylor https://godammit.com/just-answer-this-question/comment-page-1/#comment-645424 Mon, 12 Sep 2011 02:26:03 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=8022#comment-645424 I don’t know, but I saw her and Jay Z eating the other day and she is really pretty in person.

]]> By: patni https://godammit.com/just-answer-this-question/comment-page-1/#comment-642961 Sat, 10 Sep 2011 21:10:30 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=8022#comment-642961 Darling Beyonce,

there are things that it takes a close LOVING friend to tell you. Because I am so filled with love and joy, I want ot let you know that you are fat, and your hair is nappy. I say this with love.

I can help you with hairdressers, and starvation diets/detox regimes. I can help you obsessively exercise. Your hair will never be as lovely as mine, but I am sure conditioning can help!

It will be so cool! You will be pretty, and thin! and I will have a black friend! So those awful fat people will think I am nice and normal and un-patronizing.

Love and hope for the future
Gwynny

ps. I have enclosed a subscription for goop.

]]> By: Sister Wolf https://godammit.com/just-answer-this-question/comment-page-1/#comment-641949 Sat, 10 Sep 2011 10:32:50 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=8022#comment-641949 Juri – Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaaahahaha!

]]> By: Juri https://godammit.com/just-answer-this-question/comment-page-1/#comment-640611 Fri, 09 Sep 2011 20:12:23 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=8022#comment-640611 The note says: “Your ass is big, I can’t sing. My husband is overrated, so is yours (I’m sorry if you’re not married). I do yoga.”

]]> By: Sister Wolf https://godammit.com/just-answer-this-question/comment-page-1/#comment-639566 Fri, 09 Sep 2011 09:18:53 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=8022#comment-639566 Dace C- My favorite line is “god it’s great and your husband’s black too!” She is a fucking genius.

]]> By: Dave C https://godammit.com/just-answer-this-question/comment-page-1/#comment-639556 Fri, 09 Sep 2011 09:13:47 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=8022#comment-639556 @annemarie, your two lines in parentheses have to be the best poetry I’ve ever read! Brilliant!

]]> By: Debbie https://godammit.com/just-answer-this-question/comment-page-1/#comment-638638 Thu, 08 Sep 2011 22:05:46 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=8022#comment-638638 It was the phone number to her Doula and a promise that she will never sing again.

]]> By: Marky https://godammit.com/just-answer-this-question/comment-page-1/#comment-638259 Thu, 08 Sep 2011 17:59:17 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=8022#comment-638259 A simple note: “Happy Birthday, even though you’ll never have hair like mine.”

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