Comments on: Keep on Talking, You Stupid Bitch!

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 04:43:51 +0000

People, this is some top-notch PAP Smearing! I love it!

Skye – You’re right, Trig should go live with Jan.
Make do – YES!
Juri – Jesus is speaking through you, I feel His presence!!!
Hammie – Ikea, yes, yes yes!
Nick – You are another genius, thank god we have you on our side.
Imelda Matt – Trig is going to live with Wasilla Jan.
Enc- I can’t fucking wait to see those records.
Iheartfashion – Welcome, PDS’er. I feel your pain.
Mark – This almost made me cry.
OMBGMAB – Amen!
Sonja – Yep, and I enjoyed his ‘Fuck You!’ as well.

By: Sonja

Sonja — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 01:46:21 +0000

gotta ask – anyone see the bit on Jon Stewart where the current Mayor of Wassila, Alaska was asked if the position readied a person to serve as VP? She answers Absolutely, then was asked exactly what her job entails… Mondays they have a staff meeting, ummmnn, Thursday is cheque singing day…. A bit like a community organizer except she has REAL responsibilities. Ahahaha!

By: OMGGMAB

OMGGMAB — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 01:29:10 +0000

What we need to do is to rescue poor Trig from his heinous family. Let PAP Smear adopt him!! We’ll all pitch in with clothes, money, bus passes, books, and of course, snow shows. How patriotic and loving a family are we!

Oh, wait, that is totally socialist to think of others, use our own resources to benefit another who will never be able to care for himself fully. Oh just forget it. I am so Obama-ed that I forgot that “McCain – Palin bill” that states “every U.S. woman, man and child for themselves NO MATTER WHAT” And let’s not forget the addendum, “Good luck with that, Americans.”

Oh Barack it all! I so wish most US voters weren’t such dumb shits that they voted for Grandpa and Church Lady. But here we are, in a hell even Saddam Hussein could only have imagined in his wild evil dreams! Where have all the cities gone? Back to their roots, young one! Because, don’t ya know, only the small towns matter now – they are the heart of this great country! For damn sake, we feed this nation! God bless John Deere!

Oh, back to our roots, you’ve taken us Johnnie! The Native Americans thank you for giving them back the land we stole so they can teach all of us how to live off of it. And the cities? Well, you can read about them in any US History book, but they pretty much disappeared around January 2009.

And Barack Obama? He was a brilliant man with stupendous ideas for making the great United States a seed in world peace, sustenance, lack of hunger, and environmental responsibility. But, he was voted down for the all important capitalism, the maintenance of greed, the continued use of all the earth for one’s selfish purposes and finally, to perpetuate Mattel in making and marketing Caribou Barbie (NOW with special automatic rifle and prop wing plane!)

Is this the future you want? If not, GET OUT AND VOTE! SAY NO TO MCPALIN! SAY NO TO ANY MORE SNL PARODY (please, I may vomit now!) SAY NO TO A FUTURE THAT IS WHITE BREAD, RACIST, CHRISTIAN, AND PATRIARCHICAL!

Thank you for the soap box my PAP Smear friends!

By: Mark

Mark — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 23:28:05 +0000

Dear Trig, Sorry about your stupid name. Everyone else in your family has one, so suck it up. Trig is something that high school students take after algebra. No one in your family has ever taken trig, not even your ‘mother’ who went to five different colleges before she realized she couldn’t escape her reputation as a rancid twat and went back to her original college. Your ‘father’ Todd surely hasn’t taken trig. Your ‘brother’ Track? No way. He’s what’s known as a ‘redneck tweaker.’ That means that instead of going to school and studying, he was mixing up crystal and shooting shit with one of your ‘mother’s’ guns. He’ll be dead by the time you can sort of read this, anyway. The CIA is killing him this week or next so your ‘mother’ can garner votes points and play the American Freedom Martyr role. Your sister ‘Bristol’ should be in trig now, but she’s pregnant for the second time. I don’t have much hope for your other ‘sisters’ ever taking trig because your mother thinks people who take trig are elitists. You’re probably wondering why the family terms are in quotation marks. Actually, no; you’re probably not wondering that because you have Downs. Sorry about that. The reason for the quotation marks and for your Downs is the same: Your father is your brother and your mother is your sister-or, your father is your father but your mother is your sister. I know it’s confusing. It’s confusing to everyone, even those of us without Downs. But just remember this: your family is full of love, and sometimes certain members of your family were so full of love that they crossed scary boundaries. Love boundaries. So while your ‘mother’ Sarah was off banning books, shooting moose, and running for Vice President on a campaign of hateful lies, your ‘father’ Todd had to look for somewhere to put his love. He chose to put it in your ‘sister’ Bristol. Funny thing is, your ‘brother’ Track also put his love inside your ‘sister’ Bristol.’ We’re not sure who your biological daddy is! It doesn’t matter, though, Trig, because you’re part of a wonderful Alaskan Christian family whose love knows no bounds.
Best Wishes,
Some Stupid Cunt from Alaska

By: Iheartfashion

Iheartfashion — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 17:43:41 +0000

I’m definitely suffering from PDS. I didn’t think it was possible for me to hate a politician as much as Bush/Cheney, but McCain/Palin make them seem almost sweet.
As for the whole “palling around with terrorists” thing, thank God most people aren’t buying it. If we’re going to examine everyone a candidate associates with, how about G. Gordon Liddy’s fundraiser for McCain?
And how many people are aware of the fact that McCain tried to hang himself while a POW? Not to mention the 4 melanomas and his 36% chance of surviving the next 2 years because of it.

By: OMGGMAB

OMGGMAB — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 17:08:03 +0000

Yeah, hiding the fact that she really is not 6 mos. post partum!

Speaking of having babies, has anyone seen any recent photos of Bristol? Seems she’s gone to the Alaskan underground. Waiting for the pre-election news that her mommy dearest is going to spring on the nation to try and gain the voters’ sympathy.

By: enc

enc — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:35:12 +0000

Uh, I thought candidates of this level were obligated to release their medical records.

I say she’s hiding something if she won’t release hers.

By: Imelda Matt

Imelda Matt — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 10:15:52 +0000

The only friend Trig will need is after this fucking circus is juicy hit of heroin!

By: Nick McGivney

Nick McGivney — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 09:29:28 +0000

Light entertainment

John Cleese: ‘I used to think that Michael Palin was the funniest Palin I knew.’

http://www.cleeseblog.com/

By: Nick McGivney

Nick McGivney — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 09:14:11 +0000

Van Palin? Van Palin!! Who writes this stuff? Anyway, I’m curious about a rumour going around about Kurt Russell (It was NOT started by me much.)
It seems that ole Snake Plissken hasn’t been seen by anyone since Social Pariah was nominated for veep. Now I’m not saying that Serious Problem is Mr Goldie Hawn, but examine, if you will, the evidence:

That tight manjaw.

The penis.

That intense distrust of anyplace built up with more than five or maybe six concrete structures (naval slash military compounds excepted).

The intense love affair with shootey things, the longer the better.

Kurt Russell is married to a doe-eyed, fluffy thing. So is Sworn Patriot.

Kurt Russell raised Kate Hudson, but is not her father. Salivates Petroleum is raising Trig, but is not his father.

Apart from 1998’s Soldier, Kurt has had long but easily managed hair. Ditto Slippery People.

K. I’m fatigued now. But I think I’ve demonstrated how there’s a case to answer here. Where the hell is Kurt Russell?