So, this is how the story goes. Yesterday I have been sitting in a pizza place in the sunny Trieste when a woman in this leather pants with her leather jacket around her ass walks by. And I had to stop eating, because I have found the idea of leather pants and same leather jacket around her ass so stupid, that maybe just Lorenzo Lamas would consider that as an good idea. Back in the 90.
And today, pop!, I find this monster of the pants on your blog! So, yeah, I can confirm, that obviously rich, middle aged Italian women, who want to get their vaginas cooked at 25 degrees C, buy shit like this.

Those pants look like the Conan X Carine H&M collaboration. Only they would never sell at h&m because even kids on a budget aren’t dumb enough to buy this bullshit.