Comments on: Leather Legging Boots, Hurry!

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Wed, 11 Dec 2013 08:54:12 +0000

Wedge – Wow, what a story. Thank you!

Candy – You can’t wash them. Maybe you just throw them away. (great news and all my blessings on your new love xo)

Cricket – Unforgivable.

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Wed, 11 Dec 2013 08:40:30 +0000

Suspended – Exactly. I have huge feet but small hips. It makes no sense.

Nancy – I didn’t even think of that. Hahahaha!

Cat – Thank you. Great minds think alike.

Kellie – I can’t even believe they exist!

ali – It’s a totally wtf situation.

annemarie- Make them identify ‘the gap.’

Cricket9 – Good call.

Blighty – Eeoow.

By: Cricket9

Cricket9 — Wed, 11 Dec 2013 03:21:57 +0000

She named her daughter Araminta, abbreviated to Minty. Minty Mellon, I kid you not.

By: Candy

Candy — Wed, 11 Dec 2013 02:02:34 +0000

Hi sis! How do you wash this? Btw, sis, i am in love!!!!!!! <3 divorcing soon anyway lol

By: Wedge

Wedge — Wed, 11 Dec 2013 00:15:24 +0000

Monstrous, but there’s quite a lot more to Tamara Mellon- http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/adamcurtis/posts/WHAT-THE-FLUCK
Your blog is hilarious, by the way.

By: Cricket9

Cricket9 — Tue, 10 Dec 2013 20:01:11 +0000

Annemarie, I agree. The Fucking Gap is puzzling. Since the Fucking Gap does not exist in this wonderful creation, they should also hand over a big tube of yeast infection medication with each pair of LLB. Oh, and a bottle of Beano. That should cover Health & Safety issues.

By: Blighty

Blighty — Tue, 10 Dec 2013 07:13:37 +0000

I am sorry to bring things down to a mundane level, but there is a Health and Safety Issue here re ventilation…there is a real risk of Dangerous Gas Build Up, the last thing the world needs is exploding legbootings..

By: Cricket9

Cricket9 — Tue, 10 Dec 2013 03:01:22 +0000

Yeah, these and a gimp mask will go nicely together. Maybe a straight jacket if it’s cold.

By: annemarie

annemarie — Tue, 10 Dec 2013 02:29:47 +0000

What could she mean by “gap” though? It doesn’t make any sense at all. Where would the fucking gap be?

I had a look at the rest of her shit on Net-a-Porter and noticed that the leather legging boots are the only item that comes with Tamara’s explanation. Let’s imagine the situation.

Net-a-Porter buyer: Hmmm. I don’t know about these. I feel as though they may not sell to our filthy rich but essentially classy and conformist clientele.

Tamara: Are you cray-cray? OMG, This is a thigh boot that pulls right up into a legging. You can wear a sweater over it or a big man’s shirt and there’s no va-jay-jay! LOL!

Net-a-Porter buyer thinks for a second and says: Fuck it, I only work here. Ok, I’ll take them. I’ll use exactly what you said as the sales-pitch. What will we say for va-jay-jay though?

Tamara: Gap?

Net-a-Porter buyer: Sure, why not.

By: ali

ali — Mon, 09 Dec 2013 20:31:41 +0000

Wouldn’t these fall off? Suspenders should be permanently attached.