Why do you always state the races of the people in your stories? Look, before you get angry I don’t think you are a racist or a bigot. But I think it’s unusual especially when it’s followed by a negative description. Are you trying to just paint the picture? Cause if that is the case, then fair enough. You are a fantastic writer and maybe it’s your style. I have been known to be overly P.C. but I just cringe a little when I read it.

They had been missing almost a week. Difference is, I didn’t care that they were missing. (They weren’t exactly Chanel pearls.) St Anthony seems to favour those who of us who act cooly indifferent to the lostness of the lost thing.

It seems every time I drop something small or tiny like an earring, and I dropped it in the bathroom and the only logical place it could possibly be would be IN THE BATHROOM where it supposedly fell, I will find that flipping earring under MY BED WHERE THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL IT COULD HAVE LANDED, BOUNCED AND SLID TO ANOTHER ROOM! It always pisses me off.