Mine and HelOnWheels’ sex life is none of your absolutely fucking business.

I might not have to ask HelOn for anything, (considering I’m on an Internet dateing site called Godammit.com) but damn David get your head outta your ass. Look what happened (admittedly priot the official grand opening of the Republican Party) to Andrew Jackson’s wife Rachel. And HELL that was in 1824.

Ironically perhaps after Ol’ Andy kicked your sorry-assed Red-Coated (you must do something about English fashion) dumbnuts at the Battle of New Orleans.

The thing is David, your side preaches – Larry Craig, Foley, Sanford et al to all the rest of us that we must adopt “family values” in the guise of …. oh wholesomeness I guess. Meanwhile these same guys have a “dormitory” on C-Street in DC where they can (given the right circumstances) screw the daughter of whoever is lobbying the hardest.

I read your website David. You do a fair amount of “skewering” too. All well and good.

What I (and the woman of my dreams) cannot stand for are the “holier than thou” guys. It’s consistancy David.

This , “We know best.” is… on an artistic level…. prob’ly as good as the counseling Sister Wolf is gonna give me and HelOnWheels.

(Except that-Benny Wanna isn’t my screensaver – and it appears no one is taking the responsibility for saving me from either myself or – HelOnWheels.)

“I f**king hate […] for shoving their unwelcome “ideals” down America’s throat, saying “we” must do this and do that and themselves completely ignoring these dictates.

Insert your own name of choice, eg, Obama, Bush, Clinton . . .!

And where, precisely and exactly does a conversation with that sort of sentence take you in the end? Nowhere is where! And as we seem to have arrived at nowhere I will take my leave and trust that you and JK live happily ever after which you will, I’m sure, so long as your sex is very, very responsible!

SW – What’s interesting is Doof Duff (Thanks for that, JK!) only took the beginning, “I f**king hate the Palins”, of a much longer sentence that was very specific in describing what it is that I hate about the Palins politics and public statements/personas. I’m capable of blind, unsupported hatred but that’s not the case with the Palins. Way to go, David. You’re acting more and more like a rightwingnut talking head.

Screw (I hate to use that term given Doof Duff) on this hallowed ground and had planned to fly you on my dime on that Airbus but thinking about it, FUCK YOU and the horse you rode in on.

No David, forget it. But I DO think like HelonWheels.

It’s that goddam sanctimioniously bullshit. “Do as I say, not as I do.”

What it is, is what the sanctimonious doesn’t seem to connect.

Senator Foley says, “Do ya wanna?”
Senator Craig say’s “Do ya wanna?”

I hope Sister Wolf will vouch for me – but wtf –

Reverend Sister Wolf? You give me choice: what preaching?

(And HelonWheels) we’re safe in the hands of Sister Wolf.

Screw (I hate to use that term given Doof Duff) on this hallowed ground and had planned to fly you on my dime on that Airbus but thinking about it, FUCK YOU and the horse you rode in on.

No David, forget it. But I DO think like HelonWheels.

It’s that goddam sanctimioniously bullshit. “Do as I say, not as I do.”

What it is, is what the sanctimonious doesn’t seem to connect.

Senator Foley says, “Do ya wanna?”
Senator Craig say’s “Do ya wanna?”

I hope Sister Wolf will vouch for me – but wtf –

Reverend Sister Wolf? You give me choice: what preaching?

(And HelonWheels) we’re safe in the hands of Sister Wolf.

There-in lies the very worst four-letter word of them all. Its use says far more about the user than the recipient.