Comments on: My Friends, Grandpa Made Us Cringe, Didn’t He?

By: celebrity gossip

celebrity gossip — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 21:37:53 +0000

Great article! How long have you been running your website?

By: OMG

OMG — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:26:02 +0000

As someone who mostly tries to be a little too “politically-correct”……this whole page cracked me up! So many things I’ve thought but would never have the balls to say in public! You made my day!

By: PatrickH

PatrickH — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 16:05:44 +0000

Cloaca: a kind of birdie blasthole noted for its ability to extrude boluses of bung and fountains of pee-pee. Numbers One and Two both exit via the cloaca. Only birdies have them apparently.

I think she may have been referring to your lovely slenderness, my sweet, so fetching in contrast to her malignant reptilian bloat.

As always, in stunned and shaking worship,
Patrick

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 03:46:25 +0000

Imelda Matt- Just watch a youTube clip of the high points

Sal -Oh no, it’s not safe to watch this stuff on a stairmaster!!!

OMGGMAB- Yup, and she’s gonna drop special needs kids from the plane, too, god bless ’em

SP’s Cloaca – What the fuck is ‘cloaca?’ I told you that bitch is insane. (Hi, crazy Russian Bitch! Keep up the spinning classes!)

By: Sarah Palin's Cloaca

Sarah Palin's Cloaca — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 03:05:50 +0000

Sister, the Mad One reads here! She’s “half-jokingly” threatening legal action against your stalker Patrick because of his little post over at the Blowhards that had you and her getting into a mud, oil and banana fight!

But in her “half-funny” comment, she let slip that she knows he “deposits his fantasies” here at your…cloaca. Oucheroo! That’s just gotta hurt, eh Sis! Instead of calling your blog a “blog” she named it after a kind of animal heinie!

But that means she reads here. How would she know about his “fantasies” being deposited here? I like to think she’s even taken in his description of my wedding reception!

Isn’t that fun? I know the ghost of Patrick Hellrod (may his piece find rest) will be pleased to know he’s given pleasure to the barking mad and not just the terminally horny.

Yours in winking, blinking and nods,
Sarah Hellrod Castro Martinez Ricardo Palin

By: OMGGMAB

OMGGMAB — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 16:55:49 +0000

Hey, things are looking up ya’ll! Grandpa’s gonna buy my mortgage with yer tax dollars while Church Lady sings hel-lay-lu-ya from the plane flying overhead that’s droppin’ my next meal. I’m returnin’ to my roots as a hunter/gatherer! Come join me now, hear?

By: Sal

Sal — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 13:32:25 +0000

Small. Old. Condescending. Repellent. Evil. Disrespectful. Dishonest. I watched at the gym and it was all I could do to keep myself from hurling all over my Stairmaster at McCain’s patronizing demeanor.

By: Imelda Matt

Imelda Matt — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 08:15:08 +0000

This shite needs to be streamed because I’m not willing to waste my d/l’s on it…

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 07:02:56 +0000

Skye -Please, do not invoke “Gwyneth”, it’s too horrible

Nick – I will give you the recipe and you’ll see why I’m mad.

Nephew – I did too win, you had to practice for an hour!

Tobilynne – Those two have vaginas?!?

Danielle – I’m so sorry, can you run away?

Juri – Hahahaha! I didn’t grasp the Orientalness until now.

Mark – You called it first. Track’s days are numbered.

Iheartfashion – Warshington is where he’s mavericky, my friend.

Make Do- Yes, it’s looking better, hang in there

Fashionherald – I didn’t notice the heart attack but I did notice the reptilian flicking tongue.

Patrick -Pull yourself together, Bex needs to be held!!!

Bex – If Patrick is busy having a nervous breakdown, Mark can hold you in his big strong arms. I’ll call him. MARK!!! MARK!!

By: Bex

Bex — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:22:29 +0000

I’m scared that Obama won’t win come November..there’s always that chance you know!! Somebody hold me….