Comments on: MySpace Romance: True Fiction

By: Jill

Jill — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:44:08 +0000

I looked up penis splitting…enuf said!

By: Mark

Mark — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:48:53 +0000

Question: Is it bleaching the hair around the anus or the actual mucus membrane/tissue of the anus?

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 02:11:24 +0000

Braindance – What a beautiful first sentence. You are a born writer.

Juri – God what a great friend AND pimp you are. Let me check them out.

Deni – Yes, it’s all getting so sad.

fashion herald – Goddamn me, I keep making you sick. I will babysit to make it up to you.

Jill- I think it’s pretending to be more sophisticated than MySPace. Not sure though.

Bex- Bruno is having some fun, isn’t he??

hoochiegucci – To bleach your anus? Why, it’s perfect as it is!

By: hoochiegucci

hoochiegucci — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:51:19 +0000

I TRIED!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Bex

Bex — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:44:29 +0000

*thumbs up*

As for bleaching, Sasha Baron Cohen reportedly did it for “Bruno”. Scary shit.

By: Jill

Jill — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:40:49 +0000

splitting their penis’ in two?! What?! For god’s sake, why?? I think I’m gonna disembark from Facebook! Isn’t it just another clone of MySpace??

By: fashion herald

fashion herald — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:33:10 +0000

Meant to say “ow” not “aw.”

By: fashion herald

fashion herald — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:32:43 +0000

Aww, and eww, anal bleaching! Grossed out again, I’m so easy these days. Going off to send picture of hot ass snail girl to husband. Picture does not gross me out.
More myspace true fiction please!!!

By: Deni

Deni — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 15:07:20 +0000

SW, this is too weird for me, all of it. Anal bleaching . . . why? Bleach, snails, bald men that sound like Eeyore. Well, it’s one degree saner than the bod mod page where the men have split their penises and tongues into two (length wise of course).

“I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.”

By: Juri

Juri — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 08:55:21 +0000

Too bad things didn't work out with the Bald Guy! It's never a good sign if you don't make it any higher in his top 10. Music contacts or not, it's not love unless he puts there as number 4 or higher. I can't see much commitment there from his part. Of course, it depends on which bands he appreciates higher than you. And those icey-eyed Norwegians sluts always mess things up. I don't think the cunts can help it really. It is all in their Nordic upbringing. What can you expect from a nation whose kindergaartens encourage sex play? You might want to rebound the Bald Guy with one of these: Lee, 37, California Smiles and Naughty, 35, California Charles, 56, Indiana They seem like a bunch of wholesome chaps.