Comments on: New Reviews of Movies I Haven’t Seen [updated w/ gerbil]

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By: Lady K

Lady K — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:30:36 +0000

Ha ha ha ha, been away for the weekend, and just catching up. I hate Kate Winslet for her “oh, I’m so normal and have to diet like the rest of you”……bollocks! I don’t like Kate Hudson either, or her mother who allegedly stinks of BO, yeuch. Don’t get me started on Meg Ryan, a rude rude bitch who was frightful to our British insitution that is Sir Michael of Parkinson. Could Mathew McC and Sandra Bullock not just come out at the same time and save us all having to hear it twice? p.s. Eva Mendes, kind of my lady crush, although straight, at the moment!

By: hammie

hammie — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 08:45:13 +0000

What can I add to all that? except that Meg Ryans face fell off while I was smacking her in the mouth with a cricket bat (I have my own clinic) and I had to draw it back on with colored markers. I thought I did a good job – Whoops, rumbled.

Sis, you forgot my other client, Nicole! I saw a picture of her Madame tussauds waxwork at a busstop in London; Man! it was an exact likeness. Note to Nicole, those things are supposed to be laughingly bad, not a template to emulate.
xx

By: Mark

Mark — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 05:50:40 +0000

Can you believe there’s already a website called “Hollywooddouchebag.com” ?????

I wanted to start it myself. Kate Hudson and Dane Cook could battle it out for douche bag of the week. John Mayer might be douche bag of the year, taking the crown from Owen Wilson, who was douche bag of 2007. Maybe every week there could be a Wilson Brothers Update–is Owen or Luke the Wilson bigger douche bag this week?

By: Bex

Bex — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 04:42:30 +0000

I was at work Sonja!!! Sowwwyyyy!!! Man, I want one of those PAP shirts..I hope the 3/4 sleeve ones come in a size S…..

By: Sonja

Sonja — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 01:30:56 +0000

phew!

By: annemarie

annemarie — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 00:39:12 +0000

Patrick, it is delightful to have you back!

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 00:34:42 +0000

Sonja, sorry, it was merely a break for air….see how giddy we are?!

Back to business later tonight. Put your PAP Smear shirt on, Sonja!

By: Sonja

Sonja — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 00:23:19 +0000

Bex???

By: Sonja

Sonja — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 00:17:14 +0000

NOOOO! SISTER WOLF! Why are we talking about terrible movies??? With Kate Who Gives a Fuck Hudson no less. Are we suffering from Pap Smear Campaign fatigue syndrome??? But it’s just getting good!